Elijahwaswrong
n0chainz430.bsky.social
Elijahwaswrong
@n0chainz430.bsky.social
Joan Didion's ghostwriter, hostile architect, seasteader due to ICC warrants
You go from support the troops and dunking on france straight into pro-Iraq war, mocking John Mccain, terror alert/ sex scandal themed ice cream. During the least popular years of the least popular pres, any party, until then.

"Tower 2 Turtle" or "Superdome Sniper Sundae" were too mean for 7-11?
January 27, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Misguided? It was 55x whiter in mannerisms, 22x better at basketball, and 12x more prolific in Drone Strikes.

The Nikola Jokic (Barack Obama backwards) can dunk and choses to live on a horse farm!

It does not know the name "Jeremiah Wright" and dronebombs Afghani daycares ambiently!
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
And he did, by God. Jim f'd a lot of kids.
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
All of that in mind, Kyrie Irving scored 80 points in a single game. While what you are saying seems bad... 80 points, bro.
September 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Like, the number one demo of people seeking abortions is people who already have kids and literally can't afford another child.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey this is a good idea but The Two Jakes sucked. Can you please address your hypocracy on your next BtB?
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
*actually convinced a gullible loser that it has beliefs in half a page of sycophancy"

" Chatgpt is ultimate rhetorical masturbatory tool and named new Speaker of House"
April 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I am haunted by the all trunk man. Even with all of the evidence at my disposal, I cannot determine the d size or, indeed, whether the d as we understand it is present in this creature.
December 20, 2024 at 3:50 AM