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The rodeo clowns always show up to distract the crowds while the bodies are removed.
April 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The rodeo clowns always show up to distract the crowds while the bodies are removed.
Because Alaska and Idaho both voted for Trump. If you don't make his supporters suffer the consequences of his actions, they will continue to blindly follow him. They have proven they only act when their own interests are threatened.
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Because Alaska and Idaho both voted for Trump. If you don't make his supporters suffer the consequences of his actions, they will continue to blindly follow him. They have proven they only act when their own interests are threatened.
As a Kansan... we deserve it. Kick our asses, Canada. Drop the fucking gloves and go to work.
March 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As a Kansan... we deserve it. Kick our asses, Canada. Drop the fucking gloves and go to work.
Just because Muskrat lies about everything else, there's no reason to believe he would lie about this....right?
March 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just because Muskrat lies about everything else, there's no reason to believe he would lie about this....right?
Elon fears nothing more than people realizing how un-cool he is.
March 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Elon fears nothing more than people realizing how un-cool he is.
Given that it is a Kansas City Strip anyway, Texas can fuck right off.
March 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Given that it is a Kansas City Strip anyway, Texas can fuck right off.
The Biden White House press corps threw a snit when Nepo-Baby Doocey didn't get to ask a question two days in a row.
But ban the AP from attending events and no one peeps.
Stop excusing their complicity.
But ban the AP from attending events and no one peeps.
Stop excusing their complicity.
February 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Biden White House press corps threw a snit when Nepo-Baby Doocey didn't get to ask a question two days in a row.
But ban the AP from attending events and no one peeps.
Stop excusing their complicity.
But ban the AP from attending events and no one peeps.
Stop excusing their complicity.
"Yes we're dismantling the foundations of the Constitution and yes, unelected Oligarchs are deciding whether to end Social Security and Medicare, and yes, we fired all the people responsible for watching over nuclear weapons, but there is no reason for you to be rude in your remarks"
February 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Yes we're dismantling the foundations of the Constitution and yes, unelected Oligarchs are deciding whether to end Social Security and Medicare, and yes, we fired all the people responsible for watching over nuclear weapons, but there is no reason for you to be rude in your remarks"
The next season of Reacher should be about Reacher breaking up a sex trafficking ring fronted by a corrupt Congessman from the panhandle of Florida.
February 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The next season of Reacher should be about Reacher breaking up a sex trafficking ring fronted by a corrupt Congessman from the panhandle of Florida.
It's bullshit, because they don't take care of them either. "Fuck You, I Got Mine" is their creed.
February 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's bullshit, because they don't take care of them either. "Fuck You, I Got Mine" is their creed.
I'm pretty sure their constituents will continue to believe the lies and blame Democrats for all their problems.
February 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I'm pretty sure their constituents will continue to believe the lies and blame Democrats for all their problems.
Which 100+ year old bastion of journalistic excellence does that?
February 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Which 100+ year old bastion of journalistic excellence does that?
So... do you regret trying to stomp out every candidate who was to the left of Bill Clinton yet?
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So... do you regret trying to stomp out every candidate who was to the left of Bill Clinton yet?
We've been talking about Janet Jackson's tit for 20 years now...
February 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
We've been talking about Janet Jackson's tit for 20 years now...
He's a Manly Manchin!
February 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He's a Manly Manchin!
Did they cover the couches before he arrived?
February 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Did they cover the couches before he arrived?
They should probably lobby for a place on the Union Flag and the Royal Standard too. It's hard to think of Wales being equal to Scotland when they don't rate equal billing with N. Ireland.
February 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
They should probably lobby for a place on the Union Flag and the Royal Standard too. It's hard to think of Wales being equal to Scotland when they don't rate equal billing with N. Ireland.
"We hate everything that Hollywood stands for and will pass laws making some of you non-persons, but we sure like your money!"
February 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"We hate everything that Hollywood stands for and will pass laws making some of you non-persons, but we sure like your money!"
Were they wearing matching clown shoes?
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Were they wearing matching clown shoes?
Gripes about the WNBA, gripes about Unrivaled, the only common denominator, Angel, is you.
You're a good player, but you do not yet have the pedigree to flex superstar privilege.
You're a good player, but you do not yet have the pedigree to flex superstar privilege.
February 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gripes about the WNBA, gripes about Unrivaled, the only common denominator, Angel, is you.
You're a good player, but you do not yet have the pedigree to flex superstar privilege.
You're a good player, but you do not yet have the pedigree to flex superstar privilege.
They'll endorse and vote GOP regardless.
February 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They'll endorse and vote GOP regardless.
Red Shirt Barbie doesn't understand math.
January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Red Shirt Barbie doesn't understand math.