First time watching a whole Texans game last week and they won. I told my friends I'm the good luck charm. Let me turn this TV on to see what happens today. #texans

Tornado outbreaks in the Houston area all morning and early afternoon. Hopefully no one is hurt.

Almost witnessed a double murder yesterday during the Beyonce concert. I planned a funeral and my court testimony in my head all in 5 seconds 🤣

Houston

The only reason I'm taking off next week is so I don't lose that PTO. Use it or lose it.

This year I accidentally sold my living room TV to a colleague. I kinda accidentally sold our entertainment center to another colleague. Then I accidentally joined an at work book club. I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.

"Santa is scary,hot cocoa makes me fart" is going to be my jam this holiday season.

Houston is getting a new area code in January. 621. I barely answer 346 calls.

We had our company holiday party at the Houston Museum of Natural Science. The food was delicious and open bars and speciality drinks. I love working for a company that gives employees perks like.

I would have had to take a PTO day today. There is no way I would be playing in Buffalo today.

In 2020 health care professionals we're telling you to wash your hands like you've been handling jalapeno peppers. In 2024 the Lume lady is telling you that you don't have to take a shower for 72 hours if you use her product. 🤷🏿‍♀️

Being the first car at the stoplight is a lot of pressure. You have to pay attention because you don't want to have to cuss out anyone behind who blows their horn a 1/2 second after the light changes.

Just made the move from that other place. Hope it doesn't take long to build up followers here.