In elementary school, if you needed more time on an assignment or to make up a quiz, you’d stay in the classroom at recess for “catch up.” But for 3 years I heard “ketchup” and tried to find a link between a condiment and quizzes. #funnykids #humor #true #funny

I know it’s been 14 years, but the series finale of the show Medium made me really sad. #tv #funny #observation

Happy chapped lips season to all who celebrate!

[internal screaming intensifies]

Here are some of my New Year’s resolutions:
- get in shape
- buy wigs
- maybe a hysterical pregnancy?
- be more organized
- try new recipes
- say “yes” more

Dipping my toe into the dating apps, and I need to know if men have hobbies outside of hiking.

It’s the time of year for mentioning one of my favourite ‘untranslatables’.

‘Poronkusema’, in Finnish, once denoted a distance of around 7.5km, which is roughly how long a reindeer can last before needing to urinate. ‘Poronkusema’ means ‘reindeer pee’.

Uh oh! I started watching Hallmark holiday movies for a good laugh and now I kinda like them. This feels like a slippery slope. #romcom #jokes #hallmark