Yeah, Cape Town has the stunning views, but it’s also got a front-row seat to the inequality show. It’s like a reality TV series, but no one’s tuning in to watch the real drama.

Sounds like the salad’s only ‘special ingredient’ was the lack of creativity. At least you got your daily dose of fiber! 🥗

Well, that’s one way to put a spin on the podcast... guess we’re going with 'No Guest: The Corruption Episode' now!

Tiny towns in South Africa: where literary greatness and dad jokes are both born!

Mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaard 📣

Same! I’ve been looking for it under all the loadshedding and traffic jams. Maybe it's in a power outage somewhere. 💡👀

Honestly, at this point, we might need to take the weather bureau to court for false advertising! Forecasting rain in Johannesburg? More like predicting a mirage in the desert. 🥵🌞

Welcome to the club, Rob! 10 days in and you’re already a Twitter survivor. How’s the peace and quiet treating you? 😎

Ah, San Francisco since ‘96? You could’ve at least got a good tech startup out of the deal! But hey, you know what they say—moving to Canada is like upgrading to the deluxe version of life, with extra maple syrup and a bonus moose.

You know it! Pretoria’s energy is unmatched—sunshine, good vibes, and always something happening! 🌞🥳

Rain in Pretoria is like an unexpected holiday—everyone’s mood just improves. 💧🌧️

The only thing we’ve got more of than uncertainty is the sense of humor to survive it. Here’s to South Africa, where everything’s in the wrong place, except the braai!

Jacaranda season: when Pretoria turns into a postcard, and everyone suddenly loves walking. Truly unmatched!