Waitstaff and restaurants and bars? And their bartenders? Pay them $25 an hour also while we're talking about going out to eat. $2.13 an hour is embarrassing. Not for them, but for this country. Land of dreams and golden roads my ass. The American Dream is actually a Nightmare.

Pride Month? No, Pride Season. All fucking Summer. Multiple parades, parties, and drag pageants.

Drag brunch too much for you? Lets add in breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

Also, all information should be free! declassify everything from 25 years ago unless it absolutely pertains to something relevant to a current operation.

Drug patents? Guess what, those too. Gone.

Bring the unions back while we're at it. The corporations have the best interests of their owners and CEOs and shareholders and board members in mind, not yours. They want as much money and profit as possible, even if it comes from you.

Also, kill all the monopolies. Energy monopolies, telecomm monopolies, store goods monopolies (because all the stuff you buy in the store is actually owned by like 4 or 5 companies). Bust em up, bust em all up.

And for those of us already in homes that we can barely afford? Yeah, bring the costs down. IDC how you do it, again, just fucking do it. We aren't buying houses because we can't afford to save up the down payment! We are living check to check.

And the cost of housing? Let's do something about that too... Get the homeless off the streets and into new shelters that are available to them all day. Government funded of course. We love our veterans, even the homeless ones. Therapy and rehab given as needed.

Build more parks and libraries and places for kids to play, make more daycares and subsidize the costs of it so that it's not as much as a parent makes in a day. Speaking of... Raise the minimum wage to $25 an hour. Middle class needs to come back somehow.

Tear down every single Confederate statue and monument in every single damned state. It is literally embarrassing at this point in time to still have them. Keep your racism to yourself and out of our government. You can keep your damned Bibles too. All of it, out!

You want even more crazy? Decriminalize all drugs. If you're caught with something hardcore, you get a hefty fine and the option to go to rehab instead of you want. Guess who pays for it... That's right the freaking government. All rehab is free.

Even more crazy? It's time for another cash for clunkers! All cars and trucks should be hybrids within 10 years. IDC, just do it. Incentives galore for everyone if needed. I. Don't. Care.

Mandatory mental assessments every year for all officers, and let's raise the standards for them while we're at it. We want the best and the brightest, not to mention kindest protecting us, not people reeking of small dick energy. It's laughable at this point, it really is.

While we're it, all cops wear a mandatory body camera. All cars have a mandatory camera as well and you can't turn them off. You start your shift, it automatically turns on and doesn't turn off until you click out. Learn how to deescalate situations instead of just seeing a chance to kill someone.

Also, let's start finding a way to invest in black and hispanic communities. They are a major part of our society and see barely any benefit, if any at all. Stop gentrification and instead invest in them. Stop trying to colonize their neighborhoods and driving them out of their homes.

Bring back all the DEI programs, in fact, let's add more. All the schools should have one, all the colleges should have a department, all corporations, all parts of the government. Inclusivity is not just for straight white cis men.

More crazy? Free abortions to every single person in need of one. Outlaw protesters within 1000 yards of the facilities. Also, free therapy if they need it for after. And no age restrictions! No parental signatures needed to fix a problem you have with your own damn body.

Bring all the manufacturing jobs back to the states while you're at it. No more short cuts for the billionaire class. It's about time they don't all have a 20th consecutive record setting year. Have them pay they're taxes instead of creating yet another tax cut for them. Your budget problem solved.

Our clothes fall apart after a few washes, the cars built here have nothing on the ones in China, and neither do our phones. Stop trying to win everything by cheating. The only things built in China you can't get here are the ones that are better than ours! Everything else we own is made there!