Stefan Nortlaz
@mzalts.bsky.social
The mailroom was his, just as the third silence was his.
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Dude, it's Tony Hawk 👶
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dude, it's Tony Hawk 👶
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Co-worker called their kid "Aryan".
Is that ok?
Is that ok?
July 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Co-worker called their kid "Aryan".
Is that ok?
Is that ok?
Question: if I can tell my co-workers locations by the sounds of them coughing, does that equate to echolocation?
April 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Question: if I can tell my co-workers locations by the sounds of them coughing, does that equate to echolocation?
On the wall of a toilet cubicle: "I came in optimistically, but the stench leaves me misty optically."
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
On the wall of a toilet cubicle: "I came in optimistically, but the stench leaves me misty optically."
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Today's Headlines
April 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Today's Headlines
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seyda neen seyda neen
when morrowind's around you
say baby i love you
i am playing game
when morrowind's around you
say baby i love you
i am playing game
March 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
seyda neen seyda neen
when morrowind's around you
say baby i love you
i am playing game
when morrowind's around you
say baby i love you
i am playing game
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It was hard today seeing my dog struggling with an injury. She's never been one to take it easy and I worry that she won't get the rest that the vet said she needs in order to improve.
And it's triggering all of my unrelated shit too. So much anger at my own lack of control in things STILL.
And it's triggering all of my unrelated shit too. So much anger at my own lack of control in things STILL.
January 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It was hard today seeing my dog struggling with an injury. She's never been one to take it easy and I worry that she won't get the rest that the vet said she needs in order to improve.
And it's triggering all of my unrelated shit too. So much anger at my own lack of control in things STILL.
And it's triggering all of my unrelated shit too. So much anger at my own lack of control in things STILL.
O/H in workplace:
A: What do men want at the birth of their second child?
B: A refund on the vasectomy they got after the first.
A: What do men want at the birth of their second child?
B: A refund on the vasectomy they got after the first.
January 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
O/H in workplace:
A: What do men want at the birth of their second child?
B: A refund on the vasectomy they got after the first.
A: What do men want at the birth of their second child?
B: A refund on the vasectomy they got after the first.
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it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
My toxic trait is that I thought the Ms Underwood that's in the news was the one from late 90s pop girlgroup Bardot.
January 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My toxic trait is that I thought the Ms Underwood that's in the news was the one from late 90s pop girlgroup Bardot.
ABC Radio Brisbane is now talking abt a coming heatwave and has a funny caller saying "we should all be naked and that'll solve it". His is an opinion I can at least see a side of.
January 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
ABC Radio Brisbane is now talking abt a coming heatwave and has a funny caller saying "we should all be naked and that'll solve it". His is an opinion I can at least see a side of.
So weird to hear ABC Radio Brisbane talk about the Inauguration. I'm used to them saying things I can comprehend.
January 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
So weird to hear ABC Radio Brisbane talk about the Inauguration. I'm used to them saying things I can comprehend.
Hard to focus after seeing and hearing reports of how bad America is abt to shit the bed.
How do you go from "fightin' Nazis" to becoming the next ones?
I woke up to gifs of Musk doing the salute!
How do you go from "fightin' Nazis" to becoming the next ones?
I woke up to gifs of Musk doing the salute!
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hard to focus after seeing and hearing reports of how bad America is abt to shit the bed.
How do you go from "fightin' Nazis" to becoming the next ones?
I woke up to gifs of Musk doing the salute!
How do you go from "fightin' Nazis" to becoming the next ones?
I woke up to gifs of Musk doing the salute!
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Pokémon Labyrinth Glow in The Dark Board Game is $19.94 on Amazon https://buff.ly/4hF3inN #ad
January 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Pokémon Labyrinth Glow in The Dark Board Game is $19.94 on Amazon https://buff.ly/4hF3inN #ad
Woke to find a friend had sent me a video of someone's model train plowing snow.
Mate, you sure know my love languages :)
Mate, you sure know my love languages :)
January 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Woke to find a friend had sent me a video of someone's model train plowing snow.
Mate, you sure know my love languages :)
Mate, you sure know my love languages :)
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Meta is blocking links to decentralized instagram competitor Pixelfed
Pixelfed said it is "seeing unprecedented levels of traffic."
🔗 www.404media.co/meta-is-bloc...
Pixelfed said it is "seeing unprecedented levels of traffic."
🔗 www.404media.co/meta-is-bloc...
January 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Meta is blocking links to decentralized instagram competitor Pixelfed
Pixelfed said it is "seeing unprecedented levels of traffic."
🔗 www.404media.co/meta-is-bloc...
Pixelfed said it is "seeing unprecedented levels of traffic."
🔗 www.404media.co/meta-is-bloc...
Weirdly ahead of my usual pace today. Cautiously optimistic!
January 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Weirdly ahead of my usual pace today. Cautiously optimistic!
January 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM