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i think i just had one of the objectively worst days in my life but i dont feel bad because i cannot think
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
omg i just read my old posts i will bury myself why was i so corny help
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
goodday blueskylers
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
why do i lowkey always tweak when someone is yelling i dont even have trauma bro 😭
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i dont even care anymore
September 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
unglad to announce that i'll be inactive here and wont be returning (probably)
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
me: *reads a post*
me: :|
me: *reads a comment under the post saying "why is this so funny?"
me: LMFAO FR
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
business. fucking BUSINESS??? BU SI??? i mean i'd accept buisness because at least then the worst part would be that the u is silent but... business...... its just wrong.... how... why....... im scared of languages sometimes
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I am both the jester and the king. or in other words, i laugh at my own jokes
January 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
there was a period of time where i thought air fryer was just a meme in the internet because you cant fucking fry air
January 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i listened to 15 songs at the same time and i think part of me ascended and the rest died
January 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
well, happy 2025, i wish the best to you all
January 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
honestly whats up with bad spiderman costumes. i've seen so many. have i ever seen a weird batman costume? not a single time. when i was younger, i started a fucking collection of cursed spiderman pictures, and i think i might do it again
December 31, 2024 at 8:54 PM
very random fun fact my grandma doesnt dislike cotards solution by will wood
December 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM
i keep forgetting that those crafter things in minecraft are actually a thing. like, yes, that happend. i had to open minecraft to check if theyre real. what the fuck
December 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
me: i wish people would be more direct about things

also me: *has literally never been direct in their entire life*
December 22, 2024 at 6:02 AM
turns out singing very loud songs while having a cold isnt the greatest idea but we all make mistakes so its okay so i will do it again
December 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
i hate it when i listen to a song to get it unstuck from my brain only for it to get MORE STUCK
December 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Person: Hey wanna watch this movie, its called [weird title] and [random actor] is in there
Me: thank you for providing me with enough info to judge if i want to watch this movie! i can totally know if i'd like it now!
December 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
fun fact lazy and rotten are the same word in german so oh, you didnt put all the effort into your homework? youre fucking rotten, like an inedible fruit, useless, disgusting, you attract bugs and nothing else. so yeah i don't get confused about german stereotypes anymore
December 11, 2024 at 7:46 PM
i had an important thought today but i forgot :(( now i'm gonna think about this fact until i forget that too in like 10 minutes
December 10, 2024 at 6:53 PM
honestly idk what hormones changed in my brain but make it go back what the fuckedy fucking hell (average teenager experince??)
December 9, 2024 at 10:10 PM
idk who drew the silly little guys screaming their sould out and crying but i love them
December 9, 2024 at 12:36 AM
i feel like if i ended up being a babysitter, the kids would end up sitting me instead
December 2, 2024 at 5:45 PM
i didnt know will wood plays foodball
November 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM