it's incredible and i'm so mad/proud of you for keeping it up your sleeve

eyy i'm candy crushin my racism ovah heaaa

city and state make-work programme. the only keynesianism you're allowed is cop welfare

think this one's going back to the factory permanently. other people will have to figure out what went wrong

best part was telling the anecdote to my partner later, barely starting into it and her immediately asking 'was it paris marx?' i was being coy for the purposes of the punchline, she wasn't even there, and she still identified him faster than me!

*lifting his skirt so you catch a peek* FINAL FLAAASH

when freeza was done with us, he disposed of us like common pamps..

stand and witness princess vegeta's BIG BOY ATTACK

THAT'S MY RIFF

release the 1922 tapes

fincher has for sure done porno

is the offer still open? i write letters with fountain pens and have a wax seal for sending things to friends :3

i believe sartre said antisemites but yeah

yap re-mew

this is like when my ex said she second guessed breaking up with me because no one could make her cum like i could and yelled at me in all caps until i understood. major ego boost