Feminism made my wife gay and then tricked my kids into thinking I have a drinking problem. They won't stop until all the police are Hillary Clinton!
September 4, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Feminism made my wife gay and then tricked my kids into thinking I have a drinking problem. They won't stop until all the police are Hillary Clinton!
We'll see how well your "socialism" works for you, when all of a sudden that "child labor" you claim to hate so much no longer exists, and you're spending twice as much on underwear.
September 1, 2023 at 5:38 PM
We'll see how well your "socialism" works for you, when all of a sudden that "child labor" you claim to hate so much no longer exists, and you're spending twice as much on underwear.
Wheel of Fortune needs swearing.
August 29, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Wheel of Fortune needs swearing.
If "capitalism" is so great, why has nobody joined the $10,000 tier of my patreon?
August 28, 2023 at 3:05 PM
If "capitalism" is so great, why has nobody joined the $10,000 tier of my patreon?
Is it my fault it takes 6 hours per day to create the perfect post? No. Does my COMMUNIST boss get mad I'm not "working hard enough" anway? Yes.
August 25, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Is it my fault it takes 6 hours per day to create the perfect post? No. Does my COMMUNIST boss get mad I'm not "working hard enough" anway? Yes.
Putting low-grit sandpaper on all the handles of the corporate ladder.
August 21, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Putting low-grit sandpaper on all the handles of the corporate ladder.
Watermarks are AI autographs. I don't "steal content". My signed copy of "soy wojack" by "Satan Hitler 9000" will be worth millions one day.
August 20, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Watermarks are AI autographs. I don't "steal content". My signed copy of "soy wojack" by "Satan Hitler 9000" will be worth millions one day.
When did weebs steal all the EDM?
August 17, 2023 at 2:36 PM
When did weebs steal all the EDM?
Back in my day, we played Pokémon on pen and paper like it says in the Bible.
August 16, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Back in my day, we played Pokémon on pen and paper like it says in the Bible.
Jesus take the wheel. I have a dorito taco in each hand, and I'm about to miss my exit.
August 15, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Jesus take the wheel. I have a dorito taco in each hand, and I'm about to miss my exit.
Has anyone registered the domain name Twitter.com? Asking for a friend.
August 14, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Has anyone registered the domain name Twitter.com? Asking for a friend.
You have to admit it's hypocritical of our politicians to talk about freedom every day and then turn right around and ARREST ME just for drinking all the paint thinner at Lowe's.
August 12, 2023 at 1:46 AM
You have to admit it's hypocritical of our politicians to talk about freedom every day and then turn right around and ARREST ME just for drinking all the paint thinner at Lowe's.
My favorite genre of music is
August 10, 2023 at 6:33 PM
My favorite genre of music is
I haven't slept in weeks, do I can present YOU, the PEOPLE, with the world's first fully functional, completely OPTIONAL tax system. Pay however much you think is fair.
August 8, 2023 at 11:55 PM
I haven't slept in weeks, do I can present YOU, the PEOPLE, with the world's first fully functional, completely OPTIONAL tax system. Pay however much you think is fair.
Day 1 on Bluesky. Saw someone scared of robots, another thought they just invented intersectionality, and a 3rd just mumbling that AI is evil. Twitter wasn't the platform you wanted, but it was definitely the one you deserved.
August 8, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Day 1 on Bluesky. Saw someone scared of robots, another thought they just invented intersectionality, and a 3rd just mumbling that AI is evil. Twitter wasn't the platform you wanted, but it was definitely the one you deserved.