Ashton Webster
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Ashton Webster
@mythreelives.art
Definitely not MyThreeLives from that weird site called YouTube
I SWEAR THIS ISN'T ME, I MEAN HER
"Ok, I'm going to explain my pronouns but pay attention. If you mispronounce them, you summon an Eldridge Horror"
June 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
STFU with your two SPF records, Dumbass—
April 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The 2021 Toyota Camry has a cute butt IMO
March 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sometimes shibari is hot and sexy

Other times, you have to chase after your partner who's scooting across the floor laughing maniacally
March 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Would you run me over with your car?
March 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
F r i e n d
March 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Autism be like:

I'd put you in a box and shake it affectionately

UwU
March 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Forming an LLC with your polycule because the government doesn't understand polyamory
March 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
March 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Muckbang, but instead of food, it's birdseed, and instead of eating, I'm vacuuming it out of the carpet
March 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Accidentally kneed myself in the boob and it hecking hurt..
✨ gender euphoria ✨
...or something
March 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh gosh, you found me 😅
March 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM