mythreealtaccounts.bsky.social
@mythreealtaccounts.bsky.social
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This is corpo speak for, "please stop tanking our revenue, this won't be good for our IPO please uncancle your Nitro subscription, please please please 🥺"
February 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
REAL!
I was looking for a reference of someone tying their hair back from a side angle... Almost every picture was from behind
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Can't forget the ones without a front door either
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM
8... I'm scared in any seat, 8 seems like my best shot
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I use greenshot
January 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM
We need to stop disrespecting clowns.. clowns actually have talent
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 PM
It's the fucking worst,

We had to stick two small mattresses together just so we could fit the polycule
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Like this?
www.etsy.com/listing/1606...

I have a pair, they're quite comfy and very bappy
www.etsy.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Are you in the US?

I know Stripe's TOS forbids adult content in the US. Just the US..

I think it's because the country is run by children or something like that
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I just say, "good creature"
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I mean if you think about it, aren't your hands leather gloves for your skeleton?

Never forget, you're a skeleton's meat suit
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
What show?
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Ok, I see it here
A subtle detail, but yeah, that do be a double claw
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Am I stupid? I looked up Kangaroo feet and I'm not seeing the extra claw... It's very possible I'm stupid/just finding bad images
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
mff? More like mfp! (This is a bad IT joke I'm sorry)
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
why do I feel so called out by some of your posts?
These are the questions that have been on my mind lately..
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Gosh, I feel this on a spiritual level
December 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I remember bringing up plurality for the first time to my BF and his response was just, "fox mitosis!"
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Thank you for these comics, I've only recently learned that I'm plural and these comics are really insightful
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
1000% agree
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"only at Little Caesars"
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM