mythosyggdrasil.bsky.social
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Not Republican or Democrat, but democratic for all people.
Embrace absurdity, govern sanely. #Silly_Party
March 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The creation of life is the joy of rebirth. We create flame, women who chose to give birth, and children become newer and improved versions of their parents.

Three, not two. Non-binary by nature. But all three fear the wolf.
March 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Watching the Room is almost as good as playing Silent Hill 4: The Room
March 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
IT'S JOURNEY TO THE WEST ALL THE WAY DOWN
March 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Why do they see me? I don't even know who they are.
March 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The guy who sleeps at night and wakes when he's needed. A half-elf without a boat to swallow the sun. Drunk idiot, survivor, peace maker, poet, writer, kang.

I'm BACK. From outer space.
March 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
At least it won't make a difference if I post mostly memes that make fun of me. There's no situation that can't be made better with an actual joke intended not to harm.

Be like Bebe's Kids, something completely inexplicable but largely benign.
March 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Bluesky is a fun place to shout into the void like a hero but unfortunately it doesn't support the endless rambles I tend to make.

Good for pithy statements.
March 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Being lawful good sucks when the king is chaotic stupid.
March 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The dungeon master being on time and the player late always results in one of them dying.
March 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Frauds are so bad at the craft of lying. I've spotted two this week alone by just asking human questions and sending memes.

Y'all fraudsters suck at this. If I'm offered a consulting fee, I'll consider teaching frauds how to act like human beings. The fee is $100k for a single session, no refunds.
March 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"I'm telling you this right now, I AM going to fuck this up."
March 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
This isn't performance art. It's a country trump. You need to actually try before you get impeached, removed, and imprisoned.
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Anyone want to bring back making video games for fun and profit? #Benlippinco_Industries

www.benlippincoinsustries.fakewebsite.org
March 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
March 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
When in a crisis, look to the helpers. When a dragon attacks, call for a dragon slayer.
March 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Starting a recall in North Dakota. If one coastal elite can destroy democracy, one man from North Dakota can stop him.
March 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
March 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Start a recall in your state for your governor today. We need a constitutional convention by fall to decide what to do with a traitor president.

#everyincumbantout
March 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
March 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If we replace all state governors with people opposed to trump's illegal, unAmerican betrayal of our allies and neighbors, we could have a national recall election by November.

Make trump a five year mistake. Every incumbant out! #EIO
March 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
@algreen.house.gov
I want to thank you for standing up to a failing old fool and speaking truth to power. I am not important or representative of my state as far as I know, but your words inspired me to try harder and prove that my voice matters.

You are the America we need. Thank you Al Green.
March 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Join me. I am not a great leader and I *don't* want to be involved in politics at all. But I won't mortgage my children's future because some gutless millionaire implied I should.

Let's do some good.
March 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
We can do this. I believe we will do this together. I would rather be told to my face by a judge that I have no right to representation in this country rather than quietly accepting the future they foist upon us.
March 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
We will further need leaders who will demand the state uphold the base principals of North Dakota like honesty, trust, kindness, and charity through government. Values that almost all the people of North Dakota can get behind. (continued)
March 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM