Hayden
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he/they | 28 | queer and puns and singing my thoughts
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May 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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It is my sister's bday today and since it's officially 5 years now since That Day, I have ordered her a surprise gift that should be arriving any time now- a bag of rice
April 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It is my sister's bday today and since it's officially 5 years now since That Day, I have ordered her a surprise gift that should be arriving any time now- a bag of rice
Lowkey is Guinan only on the Enterprise bc she and Picard were lovers? Like how did she get there
April 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Lowkey is Guinan only on the Enterprise bc she and Picard were lovers? Like how did she get there
Troi turning Geordi's book around like. These guys are so goofy
April 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Troi turning Geordi's book around like. These guys are so goofy
Love Times Arrow. How did they get all these costumes? This is fucking great
April 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Love Times Arrow. How did they get all these costumes? This is fucking great
AND THEN THE FUCKING CREDITS ROLL?? IM CRYING
April 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
AND THEN THE FUCKING CREDITS ROLL?? IM CRYING
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here comes the slow brothers
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
here comes the slow brothers
Watching the Inner Light is so fucked up bro like I'm crying so hard right now
April 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Watching the Inner Light is so fucked up bro like I'm crying so hard right now
Got high and accidentally told my boyfriend I think he's hotter when he wears his brown pair of glasses than the white pair. Now he won't stop calling the white pair his "dumbass" glasses lol man
February 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Got high and accidentally told my boyfriend I think he's hotter when he wears his brown pair of glasses than the white pair. Now he won't stop calling the white pair his "dumbass" glasses lol man
Rip all my online friends are picking the eagles for the Superbowl.
February 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Rip all my online friends are picking the eagles for the Superbowl.
One time my boyfriend looks at me and goes "what aren't you telling me" and that could be about Anything In The World bc it was apropos to nothing else that was just said. Idr what I went with but I know what I'd say if he asked me now lol
February 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One time my boyfriend looks at me and goes "what aren't you telling me" and that could be about Anything In The World bc it was apropos to nothing else that was just said. Idr what I went with but I know what I'd say if he asked me now lol
My friend kept telling me I should pursue writing seriously but honestly? I'd rather get a job in fast food that doesn't totally suck and write in my free time. For fun. Chasing anything with it feels like it'll take the joy of writing out of it for me
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My friend kept telling me I should pursue writing seriously but honestly? I'd rather get a job in fast food that doesn't totally suck and write in my free time. For fun. Chasing anything with it feels like it'll take the joy of writing out of it for me
Bf asked how I feel about Beyonce winning best country album of the year and I had to admit I don't know enough about the other entries to comment on if she deserved it or not.
February 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Bf asked how I feel about Beyonce winning best country album of the year and I had to admit I don't know enough about the other entries to comment on if she deserved it or not.
My bf was like "you believe the drake allegations that he's a pedo? You don't even know him" and I'm like. Babe. I believe a LOT of rumors that rich and famous people are doing evil things behind closed doors and the reputation they have is bc it's being leaked slowly.
February 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My bf was like "you believe the drake allegations that he's a pedo? You don't even know him" and I'm like. Babe. I believe a LOT of rumors that rich and famous people are doing evil things behind closed doors and the reputation they have is bc it's being leaked slowly.
Bf saw me getting upset at some proposed legislation and said "you can't get mad at politics, there's no point" and bitch I think my anger IS the point!!
February 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bf saw me getting upset at some proposed legislation and said "you can't get mad at politics, there's no point" and bitch I think my anger IS the point!!
Congrats to all the guys I dated before who said they were bi but have only dated women after me and only dated women before me. I'm not saying they lied but they might not have seen me as a man I'm realizing in retrospect
February 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Congrats to all the guys I dated before who said they were bi but have only dated women after me and only dated women before me. I'm not saying they lied but they might not have seen me as a man I'm realizing in retrospect
I figured out how to reduce my monthly payments for my medical bills, and instead of celebrating with me my bf was like "just don't pay your bills. What are they gonna do?" And bruh I don't want the police or collections calling me! And they fucking have before.
January 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I figured out how to reduce my monthly payments for my medical bills, and instead of celebrating with me my bf was like "just don't pay your bills. What are they gonna do?" And bruh I don't want the police or collections calling me! And they fucking have before.
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In my school library there was a book I never read but it was called Say Your Prayers and it was by Neil Down and that's still the greatest name-title combo in publishing history
January 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In my school library there was a book I never read but it was called Say Your Prayers and it was by Neil Down and that's still the greatest name-title combo in publishing history
It's 5;45 am and I don't have any nasty texts asking where I am, guess I wasn't scheduled after all this weekend lol
January 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It's 5;45 am and I don't have any nasty texts asking where I am, guess I wasn't scheduled after all this weekend lol
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When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
January 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”
I really felt that.
Hilariously, did not come out to my parents as bi. They came to me and said "we know you're confused about yourself right now.." and it was mortifying
January 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hilariously, did not come out to my parents as bi. They came to me and said "we know you're confused about yourself right now.." and it was mortifying
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Me to my mom: You should boycott Coke
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
January 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me to my mom: You should boycott Coke
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
Was explaining the mythology of elves, dwarves, and gnomes to my boyfriend tonight and he said "so you'd rather fuck a gnome" and I was like no I wanna fuck an elf. Immediately, no thought. I woulda thought my mind would have gone to dwarf but nope lol.
January 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Was explaining the mythology of elves, dwarves, and gnomes to my boyfriend tonight and he said "so you'd rather fuck a gnome" and I was like no I wanna fuck an elf. Immediately, no thought. I woulda thought my mind would have gone to dwarf but nope lol.
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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Warehouse (2000)
January 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Warehouse (2000)