Looking at my ceiling fan, wishing it was Patrick Star themed.
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Looking at my ceiling fan, wishing it was Patrick Star themed.
Sources say that Michigan has expressed extreme interest in Brian Ferentz for the Michigan job. Long term contract details still to follow.
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sources say that Michigan has expressed extreme interest in Brian Ferentz for the Michigan job. Long term contract details still to follow.
I don’t understand how you can be anti trans rights. Transition lenses are very useful.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don’t understand how you can be anti trans rights. Transition lenses are very useful.
Next Airbud movie where a dog is a linebacker, trucksticking 6th graders.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Next Airbud movie where a dog is a linebacker, trucksticking 6th graders.
Crying in the bleachers rn
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Crying in the bleachers rn
At what point are we living in a failed state? When do we officially call it
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
At what point are we living in a failed state? When do we officially call it
Apparently getting circumcised is now a sign of autism, according to RFK. Designing a device to tug your foreskin back, also surprisingly a sign of autism
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Apparently getting circumcised is now a sign of autism, according to RFK. Designing a device to tug your foreskin back, also surprisingly a sign of autism
Billionaires are like, “I pay a lot of money to a lot of people to like me, where is all the money for the paid protesters who are paid to dislike me”
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Billionaires are like, “I pay a lot of money to a lot of people to like me, where is all the money for the paid protesters who are paid to dislike me”
Watched Titanic recently, and it feels like the world is in that stage where we just hit the iceberg, and everyone is like party the hell on, I’m rich, what’s the big deal
September 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Watched Titanic recently, and it feels like the world is in that stage where we just hit the iceberg, and everyone is like party the hell on, I’m rich, what’s the big deal
No Lee Zeldin actually loves the taste of sand, that’s why his head is buried in it. He says it’s as tasty as rimming our 47th president.
July 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
No Lee Zeldin actually loves the taste of sand, that’s why his head is buried in it. He says it’s as tasty as rimming our 47th president.
The copper tariffs are really there so that the Trump administration can finally take down that pesky Statue of Liberty and melt it down for wiring.
July 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The copper tariffs are really there so that the Trump administration can finally take down that pesky Statue of Liberty and melt it down for wiring.
Just immense cruelty, at all times.
July 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just immense cruelty, at all times.
The 2024 Michigan Ohio State game is my “Roman Empire”. I think about that game 5 times a week
June 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The 2024 Michigan Ohio State game is my “Roman Empire”. I think about that game 5 times a week
Climate change isn’t real in America unless you are an insurance agent.
June 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Climate change isn’t real in America unless you are an insurance agent.
It’s incredible to me that Landslide has got to be one of the most covered songs of all time, and it isn’t even in the top 5 popular on Fleetwood Mac’s Spotify songs. A testament to how good they truly are.
June 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It’s incredible to me that Landslide has got to be one of the most covered songs of all time, and it isn’t even in the top 5 popular on Fleetwood Mac’s Spotify songs. A testament to how good they truly are.
Nothing will make you feel like your ten years old again than watching a slam dunk. For those 2 seconds, no bills, no taxes, just raw hell yeah energy
June 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Nothing will make you feel like your ten years old again than watching a slam dunk. For those 2 seconds, no bills, no taxes, just raw hell yeah energy
The WP on Dillon Brooks’s shoulders stands for Wikipedia.
May 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The WP on Dillon Brooks’s shoulders stands for Wikipedia.
A peanut butter jelly is basically a trail mix sandwich.
May 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A peanut butter jelly is basically a trail mix sandwich.
The end of 8 mile is pretty funny. “Clarence’s parents loved him very much and supported his dreams. Clarence’s Mom taught him how to read by 6. Clarence had some great male role models in his life”
May 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The end of 8 mile is pretty funny. “Clarence’s parents loved him very much and supported his dreams. Clarence’s Mom taught him how to read by 6. Clarence had some great male role models in his life”
The number one qualification for Trump’s cabinet is that you can unhinge your jaw. It simultaneously proves that you’re both a snake, and can fit Donald’s dick and balls simultaneously in your mouth.
May 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The number one qualification for Trump’s cabinet is that you can unhinge your jaw. It simultaneously proves that you’re both a snake, and can fit Donald’s dick and balls simultaneously in your mouth.
Heart attacks can happen at any time and at random, but we’ve found the cure, playing a Mah Jongg app for 30 minutes a day
April 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Heart attacks can happen at any time and at random, but we’ve found the cure, playing a Mah Jongg app for 30 minutes a day
Looking forward to Secretary of Defense Dave Portnoy
April 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Looking forward to Secretary of Defense Dave Portnoy
Speech therapists will be studying for years the ability of Trumps cabinet to give clear sound bytes on Fox News with Donald’s cock in their mouth.
April 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Speech therapists will be studying for years the ability of Trumps cabinet to give clear sound bytes on Fox News with Donald’s cock in their mouth.
Racketeering is legal now, which is ok because I do love saying “What a fucking racket” at the news.
April 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Racketeering is legal now, which is ok because I do love saying “What a fucking racket” at the news.
Make Fraud Illegal Again?
April 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Make Fraud Illegal Again?