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Ryan Schneider
@mythnam.bsky.social
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I don't do much of anything. He/him.
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One of these pictures, and I'm not 100% sure which, is when I peaked. Frankly, I'm just glad I was EVER cool.
Baby Ryan sitting against a couch cushion wearing a hat, shirt, and shorts striped to look like a baseball uniform. He has a pacifier in his mouth, and sunglasses that make him look extremely chill as he looks straight into the camera. Ryan as a small child at the beach, wearing a bucket hat, t-shirt, shorts, sunglasses, and water shoes. There are 3 lumps of wet sand behind him molded from a plastic bucket, also behind him. He holds a plastic shovel like a cane in one hand while he looks at a handful of sand he's dropping from the other. He looks extremely chill, unaware that the camera is even there.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I'll probably never match with anyone on Feeld, but I do love how blunt people can get on there.
Interests: socializing, body worship, thrifting, cumming
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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You love to see it.
A post on r/PittsburghSocialClub titled "Hello! I am a 34/F/republican/Conservative" from someone looking for friends in Pittsburgh. The only comment simply says "Get fucked". The post has been downvoted to 0 points, the comment has been upvoted to 10 points.
September 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Chance of rain today.
A bald man with a beard and glasses, clearly just come in from the rain, and looking a little regretful about it
July 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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We got new "I voted" stickers in Pittsburgh.
A circular sticker with the words "I voted n'at" around a silhouette of the Pittsburgh skyline. In smaller print around the edge, the words "Allegheny County, PA"
May 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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My Draw Steel dice arrived! Now I can live out my dream of replacing someone's d20 with a 20-sided d10!

And also play this game I keep hearing so much about
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Five small boxes arranged around one big box. On the big box: a gold seal with a griffin passant (I think), holding a heart in one claw, with a knight's helm and crown above. Below, in a banner, the words "Iustitia Primum, Deinde Pax", and below everything, "Good King Omund's Box of Dice." The smaller boxes read, "DRAW STEEL" with names and character art for Gwillyth (Shadow dice box), a stealthy-looking wode elf in dark armor with a sword; Embers (Elementalist dice box), a magic-looking high elf in blue robes with a staff; Sir Vaantikalisax (Censor dice box), a dragon knight in ornate shining armor with a mace and shield; Sir John of Tor (Tactician dice box), a human in simpler armor with a sword; and Khorva (Fury dice box), an orc in a leather breastplate with a big axe. The smaller boxes on their sides, showing a quote from each character: "You point out the leader. I'll do the rest." -Gwillyth "Eternities watch us. They will judge our actions. And inactions." -A Mist Curls Around Dying Embers "Even should I kill a thousand war dogs, it will not be enough." -Sir Vaantikalisax "We're all in this together." -Sir John of Tor "Enough talk!" -Khorva The big box on its side, also with a quote: "No peace lasts forever" -Good King Omund
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Reddit post titled "Well...that explains why 911 is having issues." Screenshot of an incident map absolutely covered in pins with various icons denoting downed power lines, vehicle collisions, medical emergencies, etc.
April 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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What happens when I jerk off without artificial ingredients:
Cropped photo of a grocery store receipt with an item called "simply organic cum" because the word "cumin" was cut off
April 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Hinge has a thing called notes, which show a message people have to see before they chat with you after matching. Having forgotten the context, this one seemed pretty threatening
Pittsburgh is a SMALL CITY
January 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I think this is the most shaved my head has ever been. If I'd gotten one of these 3-head rotary trimmers when they first came out instead of rubbing my neck raw with a regular foil one as a teen, I might never have grown a beard.
Me, a man with a shaved head, short beard, and glasses. I'm facing a bit to the left to show my shiny hairless dome, with my eyes turned toward the camera and one eyebrow raised. In the background is a box of kleenex, whose location within arm's reach of my computer is thankfully obscured by my enormous noggin.
January 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I've been cooking ditalini in watered-down, flavored-up sauce with some broccoli to make it healthy, and I now realize it's just adult Spaghetti-Os
A stainless-steel pot filled with short, tube-shaped pasta and sauce, with some broccoli florets tossed in at the end for health reasons
November 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Duolingo is teaching the children heresy
A Duolingo lesson teaching you how to say "I don't really like potatoes" in Japanese
November 8, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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I wish the women of Pittsburgh felt the same way as the occasional randos on Reddit who see this pfp and try to flirt, but it is flattering, and it is distracting me from the state of the world, so I guess that's something.
Me (shaved head, short beard, glasses) making a playful face at my niece (a tortoiseshell cat), who is straddling a couch armrest and looking at me from about an inch away.
November 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Tubi's subtitles do not have the best QC.
Subtitles for Lupin the Third: Missed by a Dollar. The lyric "Gonna lead me straight to you" is followed by a translator/subtitler's note that says "I fudged the timing on the lyrics here since it felt off to just cut them but I didn't want to put them at the top and have them bouncing around. Adjust as you see fit." Evidently nobody adjusted anything.
November 2, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
Illustration of a child chest-deep in a pool of his own tears; he is still crying. In the style of a book cover, it reads "I'm always tired and everything costs money: a guide to growing up, by aborted dreams"
September 19, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,434,926!
September 17, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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If you see this post, show 4 of your favorite games!
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Fallout: New Vegas Pokémon Gold Version Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
September 2, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Once in a while I can understand a full sentence while watching anime now. And also, every time I see text I have to pause and see how much of it I can read.
A screenshot of Duo, the Duolingo owl, celebrating a 365-day streak by transforming into a phoenix with sunglasses.
August 15, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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I remember these memes after the one in Virginia I missed because I had a big yawn.
April 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Uhhhhhhh...?
March 30, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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How not to write a survey question:
Question: "what type of coffee do you usually buy?" Answers: beans, instant coffee, capsules, roast and ground, or I usually buy tea instead of coffee
March 16, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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That's how you know it's quality
March 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Reddit post titled "how do you respond to 'how is your day going?' even when your day isn't going well?" A Reddit user answers, "It's going." Another user replies, "This is white people for 'kill me'"
February 1, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Or, as I call them, kanji.
December 11, 2023 at 7:59 PM
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Just off the top of my head:
December 7, 2023 at 1:36 AM