David
@mysticseraph.bsky.social
Gen X. Wave if you can see me, because I think we’re pretty invisible these days 😅
No, I’m not a top, I’m just tall (6’2”). In Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺
No, I’m not a top, I’m just tall (6’2”). In Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺
Wall-E coming to life before our very eyes…
a cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to live
ALT: a cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to live
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September 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Wall-E coming to life before our very eyes…
Only after you’ve agreed that my far inferior little penis needs to be kept locked and denied, before I’m worthy to be seeded by you… 😏
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Only after you’ve agreed that my far inferior little penis needs to be kept locked and denied, before I’m worthy to be seeded by you… 😏
I thought that was a piece of tomato at the front for a moment, not a giant-ass crouton 😅
July 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I thought that was a piece of tomato at the front for a moment, not a giant-ass crouton 😅
Not nearly as adventurous as you my friend 😅
(Still regret not having given head while he was driving…)
(Still regret not having given head while he was driving…)
February 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Not nearly as adventurous as you my friend 😅
(Still regret not having given head while he was driving…)
(Still regret not having given head while he was driving…)
Well, you better keep that up! [Not a] doctor’s orders! 😆😘
February 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Well, you better keep that up! [Not a] doctor’s orders! 😆😘
That’s a great news!! 🥰
February 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
That’s a great news!! 🥰
Woohoo!! We knew it might take a while, but balance is finally being restored 🥰
February 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Woohoo!! We knew it might take a while, but balance is finally being restored 🥰
Kitteh Cuddles!! 😻😻😻
February 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Kitteh Cuddles!! 😻😻😻
Hope you’re not sick (I’m just stalking your timeline now… 😉) and if you are, that you feel better soon
I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷
I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷
February 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hope you’re not sick (I’m just stalking your timeline now… 😉) and if you are, that you feel better soon
I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷
I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷
I’ve never been more jealous of a fleshlight before… 🥵
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’ve never been more jealous of a fleshlight before… 🥵
Fuck, that’s sooo hot!
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Fuck, that’s sooo hot!
Hello, bunker buddy 👋🏻
January 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hello, bunker buddy 👋🏻
Ahh, so you grew up with - or into - the X Files philosophy of “trust no-one”, too 😅
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ahh, so you grew up with - or into - the X Files philosophy of “trust no-one”, too 😅
Healthier choices? Eww 😆
January 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Healthier choices? Eww 😆
Love the moans; very sexy
January 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Love the moans; very sexy
It would be my pleasure to, for your pleasure, sir 😏
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
It would be my pleasure to, for your pleasure, sir 😏
Hello! And welcome to Getting Older™️
None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come
Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse
Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️!
None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come
Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse
Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️!
January 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hello! And welcome to Getting Older™️
None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come
Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse
Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️!
None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come
Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse
Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️!