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David
@mysticseraph.bsky.social
Gen X. Wave if you can see me, because I think we’re pretty invisible these days 😅

No, I’m not a top, I’m just tall (6’2”). In Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺
Wall-E coming to life before our very eyes…
a cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to live
ALT: a cartoon character says i do n't want to survive i want to live
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September 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Only after you’ve agreed that my far inferior little penis needs to be kept locked and denied, before I’m worthy to be seeded by you… 😏
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I thought that was a piece of tomato at the front for a moment, not a giant-ass crouton 😅
July 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Not nearly as adventurous as you my friend 😅
(Still regret not having given head while he was driving…)
February 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Well, you better keep that up! [Not a] doctor’s orders! 😆😘
February 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
That’s a great news!! 🥰
February 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Woohoo!! We knew it might take a while, but balance is finally being restored 🥰
February 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Kitteh Cuddles!! 😻😻😻
February 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hope you’re not sick (I’m just stalking your timeline now… 😉) and if you are, that you feel better soon

I was chatting with another Chicagoan and there definitely seems to be some nasty sickness bugs sweeping the city 🤧🤒😷
February 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You? 😏
February 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I’ve never been more jealous of a fleshlight before… 🥵
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Fuck, that’s sooo hot!
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hello, bunker buddy 👋🏻
January 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Ahh, so you grew up with - or into - the X Files philosophy of “trust no-one”, too 😅
January 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oh my…
January 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Healthier choices? Eww 😆
January 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love the moans; very sexy
January 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It would be my pleasure to, for your pleasure, sir 😏
January 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Hello! And welcome to Getting Older™️

None of this was in the brochure that was used to entice you to come to this planet, because then, no-one would come

Everything from here on in will just get worse: recall, pain, you name it, it gets worse

Thank you again for choosing to come to Earth™️!
January 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM