𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., ร๏гςєгєг
@mysticalphysician.bsky.social
An AU 丂𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐧 丂𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞
Hell-Queen's Consort and Fiancée
Single Shipped /w
@hellfireinheels.bsky.social
Mun is 40+| RP Parody Account
FC is Chinese Actor Wang Yang
BBQ'd by #ᑢᕼᗩᖇ 🏳️⚧️
I own no art posted!
⚰️🕊️
#horrorrp | #marvelrp
#roleplay | #Yǔtana
Hell-Queen's Consort and Fiancée
Single Shipped /w
@hellfireinheels.bsky.social
Mun is 40+| RP Parody Account
FC is Chinese Actor Wang Yang
BBQ'd by #ᑢᕼᗩᖇ 🏳️⚧️
I own no art posted!
⚰️🕊️
#horrorrp | #marvelrp
#roleplay | #Yǔtana
Pinned
───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚───
💮ㄚǔ Ⱬhé Ⱡíu 💮
˗ˏˋ ꒰⏱꒱ ˎˊ˗
⏱𝔽ormer⏱
💮丂orcerer 丂upreme💮
───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚───
♡ + ↻
💮ㄚǔ Ⱬhé Ⱡíu 💮
˗ˏˋ ꒰⏱꒱ ˎˊ˗
⏱𝔽ormer⏱
💮丂orcerer 丂upreme💮
───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚───
♡ + ↻
"I can check if you'd like... Though I had thought with you powers and your natural ability to change your shape you simply would know it when it happened."
he placed a hand on her bare midsection, just below her belly button.
"For humans... It can take many tries..."
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he placed a hand on her bare midsection, just below her belly button.
"For humans... It can take many tries..."
~
“Maybe a should arrange a snow day in one of the lesser used rooms? I’m sure throwing some snowballs would be less… icky.”
But…
“Well I don’t know, I’m assuming that at some point I should be.”
She’d assumed she should have been by now. It was starting to worry her a little, honestly.
But…
“Well I don’t know, I’m assuming that at some point I should be.”
She’d assumed she should have been by now. It was starting to worry her a little, honestly.
"I know you were - I think it was just also trying to... have..."
He paused, his cheeks growing a bit warm as he shifted and pulled her back to face him just a bit.
"Do you mean we're...? You're...?"
He paused, his cheeks growing a bit warm as he shifted and pulled her back to face him just a bit.
"Do you mean we're...? You're...?"
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"I can check if you'd like... Though I had thought with you powers and your natural ability to change your shape you simply would know it when it happened."
he placed a hand on her bare midsection, just below her belly button.
"For humans... It can take many tries..."
~
he placed a hand on her bare midsection, just below her belly button.
"For humans... It can take many tries..."
~
"I know you were - I think it was just also trying to... have..."
He paused, his cheeks growing a bit warm as he shifted and pulled her back to face him just a bit.
"Do you mean we're...? You're...?"
He paused, his cheeks growing a bit warm as he shifted and pulled her back to face him just a bit.
"Do you mean we're...? You're...?"
“Illyana and I were having fun.”
She pouted a little for effect, but honestly, the warm water had already eased off her sour mood. And the mix of salts he’d added so that it was like her hot springs.
“Those chemicals might be bad for the baby.”
She pouted a little for effect, but honestly, the warm water had already eased off her sour mood. And the mix of salts he’d added so that it was like her hot springs.
“Those chemicals might be bad for the baby.”
"Thanks to Illyana, it's been developing a warped sense of humor..."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"I know you were - I think it was just also trying to... have..."
He paused, his cheeks growing a bit warm as he shifted and pulled her back to face him just a bit.
"Do you mean we're...? You're...?"
He paused, his cheeks growing a bit warm as he shifted and pulled her back to face him just a bit.
"Do you mean we're...? You're...?"
Reposted by 𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., ร๏гςєгєг
“Illyana and I were having fun.”
She pouted a little for effect, but honestly, the warm water had already eased off her sour mood. And the mix of salts he’d added so that it was like her hot springs.
“Those chemicals might be bad for the baby.”
She pouted a little for effect, but honestly, the warm water had already eased off her sour mood. And the mix of salts he’d added so that it was like her hot springs.
“Those chemicals might be bad for the baby.”
"Thanks to Illyana, it's been developing a warped sense of humor..."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
“I’ll be having a word with your Sash later…”
But she’d stopped screaming so that was progress.
Only so she could focus on ten lathering.
But she’d stopped screaming so that was progress.
Only so she could focus on ten lathering.
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Illyana and I were having fun.”
She pouted a little for effect, but honestly, the warm water had already eased off her sour mood. And the mix of salts he’d added so that it was like her hot springs.
“Those chemicals might be bad for the baby.”
She pouted a little for effect, but honestly, the warm water had already eased off her sour mood. And the mix of salts he’d added so that it was like her hot springs.
“Those chemicals might be bad for the baby.”
"Thanks to Illyana, it's been developing a warped sense of humor..."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
“I’ll be having a word with your Sash later…”
But she’d stopped screaming so that was progress.
Only so she could focus on ten lathering.
But she’d stopped screaming so that was progress.
Only so she could focus on ten lathering.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Thanks to Illyana, it's been developing a warped sense of humor..."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
His hands ran along her shoulders, a scrubbing and lathering cloth working on her knotted shoulders as much as scrubbing away the chemicals.
"But still, I apologize for it's behavior."
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by 𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., ร๏гςєгєг
Reposted by 𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., ร๏гςєгєг
Wind Rider ⚡️ : Ororo Munroe - Storm ⚡️
“𝑰 𝑨𝒎 𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑨 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏”
Omega Level Mutant, X-men, Avengers. Weather control
#MarvelRP / Adult writer / Mdni
“𝑰 𝑨𝒎 𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑨 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏”
Omega Level Mutant, X-men, Avengers. Weather control
#MarvelRP / Adult writer / Mdni
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Wind Rider ⚡️ : Ororo Munroe - Storm ⚡️
“𝑰 𝑨𝒎 𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑨 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏”
Omega Level Mutant, X-men, Avengers. Weather control
#MarvelRP / Adult writer / Mdni
“𝑰 𝑨𝒎 𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝑨 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏”
Omega Level Mutant, X-men, Avengers. Weather control
#MarvelRP / Adult writer / Mdni
He sweeps her up into his arms, coating himself in goop. "Come on, darling. Let's get you cleaned up."
As he carried her off, it was like an ambulance heading further and further away.
As he carried her off, it was like an ambulance heading further and further away.
BIG UGLY SOBBING
(Like a toddler)
Open mouthed wailing
Dramatic foot stomping
Squealy-squealing
Waily waily waily
(Soggy marshmallow dripping to the floor)
(Like a toddler)
Open mouthed wailing
Dramatic foot stomping
Squealy-squealing
Waily waily waily
(Soggy marshmallow dripping to the floor)
"Sash!"
He grabbed the tank from the Sash, cursing him out in Cantonese and chased him off.
"Oh darling... Let's get you cleaned up. And then to the magical firing range?"
He grabbed the tank from the Sash, cursing him out in Cantonese and chased him off.
"Oh darling... Let's get you cleaned up. And then to the magical firing range?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
He sweeps her up into his arms, coating himself in goop. "Come on, darling. Let's get you cleaned up."
As he carried her off, it was like an ambulance heading further and further away.
As he carried her off, it was like an ambulance heading further and further away.
"Sash!"
He grabbed the tank from the Sash, cursing him out in Cantonese and chased him off.
"Oh darling... Let's get you cleaned up. And then to the magical firing range?"
He grabbed the tank from the Sash, cursing him out in Cantonese and chased him off.
"Oh darling... Let's get you cleaned up. And then to the magical firing range?"
"Oh don't worry, we're not--"
Harmed had been what she was going to say, and happily, too! But it was all cut off by her getting a face full of something wet and sticky
AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY!
"𝗚𝗎𝙨𝘏𝗽 𝘏ꓴ𝖼𝙠 𝗚𝖠𝘏𝘏𝘏!"
followed by an-
WⱯƎꓤꓛS NIꓕꓕIꓶꓒS-ꓤⱯƎ
Harmed had been what she was going to say, and happily, too! But it was all cut off by her getting a face full of something wet and sticky
AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY!
"𝗚𝗎𝙨𝘏𝗽 𝘏ꓴ𝖼𝙠 𝗚𝖠𝘏𝘏𝘏!"
followed by an-
WⱯƎꓤꓛS NIꓕꓕIꓶꓒS-ꓤⱯƎ
Standing in the doorway, he had a look of sadness on his face.
He liked those forks.
"Are you too okay?"
The Sash of Levitation burst into the room carrying a chemical fire extinguisher. It emptied half the tank into the microwave, and then after a full minute of silence...
It sprayed Satana.
He liked those forks.
"Are you too okay?"
The Sash of Levitation burst into the room carrying a chemical fire extinguisher. It emptied half the tank into the microwave, and then after a full minute of silence...
It sprayed Satana.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Sash!"
He grabbed the tank from the Sash, cursing him out in Cantonese and chased him off.
"Oh darling... Let's get you cleaned up. And then to the magical firing range?"
He grabbed the tank from the Sash, cursing him out in Cantonese and chased him off.
"Oh darling... Let's get you cleaned up. And then to the magical firing range?"
Standing in the doorway, he had a look of sadness on his face.
He liked those forks.
"Are you too okay?"
The Sash of Levitation burst into the room carrying a chemical fire extinguisher. It emptied half the tank into the microwave, and then after a full minute of silence...
It sprayed Satana.
He liked those forks.
"Are you too okay?"
The Sash of Levitation burst into the room carrying a chemical fire extinguisher. It emptied half the tank into the microwave, and then after a full minute of silence...
It sprayed Satana.
Thirty minutes later the microwave is on fire.
The forks have melted.
But they're making the most of it by toasting marshmallows on the stove.
The refrigerator has lost a door, but that was just coincidental and NOTHING at all to do with THEM (Right?)
The forks have melted.
But they're making the most of it by toasting marshmallows on the stove.
The refrigerator has lost a door, but that was just coincidental and NOTHING at all to do with THEM (Right?)
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Standing in the doorway, he had a look of sadness on his face.
He liked those forks.
"Are you too okay?"
The Sash of Levitation burst into the room carrying a chemical fire extinguisher. It emptied half the tank into the microwave, and then after a full minute of silence...
It sprayed Satana.
He liked those forks.
"Are you too okay?"
The Sash of Levitation burst into the room carrying a chemical fire extinguisher. It emptied half the tank into the microwave, and then after a full minute of silence...
It sprayed Satana.
Reposted by 𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., ร๏гςєгєг
🕷️| ℕ𝕦𝕞𝕓 / 𝔼𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖
🕷️| 𝙰 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘
🕷️| ℙ𝕥. 𝟚
𝙺𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞?
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞.
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𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎...
🕷️| 𝙰 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘
🕷️| ℙ𝕥. 𝟚
𝙺𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞?
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞.
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𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎...
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
🕷️| ℕ𝕦𝕞𝕓 / 𝔼𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖
🕷️| 𝙰 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘
🕷️| ℙ𝕥. 𝟚
𝙺𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞?
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞.
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𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎...
🕷️| 𝙰 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚘
🕷️| ℙ𝕥. 𝟚
𝙺𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚞𝚎𝚜, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞?
𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞.
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𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋, 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎...
Sips his tea with a smile.
He's pouring over a strange series of scrolls on a separate table besides the breakfast table so not to take up space.
Now with three apprentices, a beloved wife-to-be, a living house...
Everything is very lively.
He's pouring over a strange series of scrolls on a separate table besides the breakfast table so not to take up space.
Now with three apprentices, a beloved wife-to-be, a living house...
Everything is very lively.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Sips his tea with a smile.
He's pouring over a strange series of scrolls on a separate table besides the breakfast table so not to take up space.
Now with three apprentices, a beloved wife-to-be, a living house...
Everything is very lively.
He's pouring over a strange series of scrolls on a separate table besides the breakfast table so not to take up space.
Now with three apprentices, a beloved wife-to-be, a living house...
Everything is very lively.
Reposted by 𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., ร๏гςєгєг
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#⃝𝐭͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐝͟𝐚͟𝐦͟𝐧͟𝐚͟𝐭͟𝐢͟𝐨͟𝐧͟𝐨͟𝐟͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗅͟𝗅͟𝗌͟𝗄͟𝗂͟𝗍͟𝖼͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗇
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#⃝𝐭͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐝͟𝐚͟𝐦͟𝐧͟𝐚͟𝐭͟𝐢͟𝐨͟𝐧͟𝐨͟𝐟͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗅͟𝗅͟𝗌͟𝗄͟𝗂͟𝗍͟𝖼͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗇
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November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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#⃝𝐭͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐝͟𝐚͟𝐦͟𝐧͟𝐚͟𝐭͟𝐢͟𝐨͟𝐧͟𝐨͟𝐟͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗅͟𝗅͟𝗌͟𝗄͟𝗂͟𝗍͟𝖼͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗇
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#⃝𝐭͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐝͟𝐚͟𝐦͟𝐧͟𝐚͟𝐭͟𝐢͟𝐨͟𝐧͟𝐨͟𝐟͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗅͟𝗅͟𝗌͟𝗄͟𝗂͟𝗍͟𝖼͟𝗁͟𝖾͟𝗇
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Reposted by 𝕐𝕦 ℤ𝕙𝕖 𝕃𝕚𝕦 𝐌.𝐃., ร๏гςєгєг
“It’s okay if it fails…”
Because who wants to be with someone like him?
Well…maybe 𝑠ℎ𝑒 would but 𝑠ℎ𝑒 is not here with him…
Because who wants to be with someone like him?
Well…maybe 𝑠ℎ𝑒 would but 𝑠ℎ𝑒 is not here with him…
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“It’s okay if it fails…”
Because who wants to be with someone like him?
Well…maybe 𝑠ℎ𝑒 would but 𝑠ℎ𝑒 is not here with him…
Because who wants to be with someone like him?
Well…maybe 𝑠ℎ𝑒 would but 𝑠ℎ𝑒 is not here with him…
"Well... Sorcery isn't book learning for the most part. It's about understanding reality in a conversational way. Knowing the spheres of magic, learning names of spirits, knowing when to pull something's strings or push its buttons..."
"As for being an apprentice with the Sorcerer Supreme?"
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"As for being an apprentice with the Sorcerer Supreme?"
~
“Cool! So like, what do you look for in an apprentice? Is it like... A job?”
"I am always considering apprentices. The Sanctum is a deadly place, so one must keep their wits about them. I also just teach simple classes."
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
"Well... Sorcery isn't book learning for the most part. It's about understanding reality in a conversational way. Knowing the spheres of magic, learning names of spirits, knowing when to pull something's strings or push its buttons..."
"As for being an apprentice with the Sorcerer Supreme?"
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"As for being an apprentice with the Sorcerer Supreme?"
~
"I think it does."
He chuckled. And of course she was right about the first thing too. This was more banter than serious, she didn't set innocent people on fire.
At least never on purpose.
"Are you all full on forks? Or can I get you something?"
He chuckled. And of course she was right about the first thing too. This was more banter than serious, she didn't set innocent people on fire.
At least never on purpose.
"Are you all full on forks? Or can I get you something?"
“Some people need to be set on fire, Yǔ. Like some of them need to be hit in the face with chairs.”
Like, duh?
“And anyways, I think the house enjoys it. It’s enrichment.”
Like, duh?
“And anyways, I think the house enjoys it. It’s enrichment.”
"People in general! And the... The house shouldn't HAVE to fight back!"
He's all smiles, knocking on wood. Happy the house, his surrogate daughter, and the love of his life were getting along so well.
He's all smiles, knocking on wood. Happy the house, his surrogate daughter, and the love of his life were getting along so well.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"I think it does."
He chuckled. And of course she was right about the first thing too. This was more banter than serious, she didn't set innocent people on fire.
At least never on purpose.
"Are you all full on forks? Or can I get you something?"
He chuckled. And of course she was right about the first thing too. This was more banter than serious, she didn't set innocent people on fire.
At least never on purpose.
"Are you all full on forks? Or can I get you something?"
"I am always considering apprentices. The Sanctum is a deadly place, so one must keep their wits about them. I also just teach simple classes."
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"I am always considering apprentices. The Sanctum is a deadly place, so one must keep their wits about them. I also just teach simple classes."
"People in general! And the... The house shouldn't HAVE to fight back!"
He's all smiles, knocking on wood. Happy the house, his surrogate daughter, and the love of his life were getting along so well.
He's all smiles, knocking on wood. Happy the house, his surrogate daughter, and the love of his life were getting along so well.
“Only people we like, or….”
“And the house fights back!”
“And the house fights back!”
"Only like, people! And my house!"
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"People in general! And the... The house shouldn't HAVE to fight back!"
He's all smiles, knocking on wood. Happy the house, his surrogate daughter, and the love of his life were getting along so well.
He's all smiles, knocking on wood. Happy the house, his surrogate daughter, and the love of his life were getting along so well.
"Only like, people! And my house!"
“You told me to stop burning things!”
"I assumed you were just... Heating the bowl. With hellfire."
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Only like, people! And my house!"
"I assumed you were just... Heating the bowl. With hellfire."
“Ive been getting my popped corn from somewhere.”
"We own a microwave?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"I assumed you were just... Heating the bowl. With hellfire."
"I cook fifty hours a week at least."
❛ Do you ever go into the kitchen? ❜
"We own a microwave?"
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"I cook fifty hours a week at least."
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What's that Lockheed?
You heard of the Dragon Turtle too? Yeah, he's our god.
You heard of the Dragon Turtle too? Yeah, he's our god.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What's that Lockheed?
You heard of the Dragon Turtle too? Yeah, he's our god.
You heard of the Dragon Turtle too? Yeah, he's our god.
"We own a microwave?"
“I wonder if the microwave is called Gary.”
❛ Oh, his name isn't Paul. I just call him Paul. His personality is very Paul-like. ❜
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"We own a microwave?"
"That... That's an idea."
...
"I'll stick to pork dumplings and ethereal reality worms from the Umbral Darkness."
...
"I'll stick to pork dumplings and ethereal reality worms from the Umbral Darkness."
“That’s why you remove the tongue first.”
"But they talk and I hate eating things that talk."
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"That... That's an idea."
...
"I'll stick to pork dumplings and ethereal reality worms from the Umbral Darkness."
...
"I'll stick to pork dumplings and ethereal reality worms from the Umbral Darkness."