The most stressful part of any modern documentary is when they start simulating the phone texts and you keep checking your phone in a Pavlovian frenzy.

AHHAHAHA Look at this sad spooky loser reading loser comics on the latest Saturday Night Live! What a loser hey wait…

Been thinking about Rogue One lately so I threw it on SOMEHOW having forgotten about cg Peter Cushing and the horror and dismay at discovering that again is not cool.

Grapes on jam-strip. Street art? Bidding starts at one million dollars.

Gwen deserves a GIR hoodie #hellaween

Can we make this the biggest thing in the world? I want to live in a world where this is hugely popular. youtu.be/IiL7juu5iiY?...

Not enough batshit failures out there, too many forgettable successes.

The snoring has defeated me. I’ve been up for 48 hours, drove to Vegas, can’t sleep because snoring. I’m in bed, the meaty chainsaw symphony my anti-lullaby, drawing on my phone with my finger. IT ME. It… it me…

Incredibly sad news about Tony Todd passing. I once sat behind him on a plane, didn’t want to bother him with my fanboy noise, but goddamn he was great in anything he was in and I wish I had bothered him just a little to say as much.