Mystic Maureen
@mystic-maureen.bsky.social
From Muchwyrm
87 year old lady, Teller of Mystic Messages on Muchwyrm Radio and part of the Neighborhood Watch
DISCLAIMER Maureen is a Bystander from a Monster of the Week campaign/world. This account is purely for entertainment purposes only.
87 year old lady, Teller of Mystic Messages on Muchwyrm Radio and part of the Neighborhood Watch
DISCLAIMER Maureen is a Bystander from a Monster of the Week campaign/world. This account is purely for entertainment purposes only.
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Disclaimer message - Maureen is a Bystander from a Monster of the Week campaign/world. This account is for fun and entertainment. Every mystic message is random thoughts from someone's head. It's all nonsense.
Pizza is on its way but make sure to pay attention to the ingredients.
August 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Pizza is on its way but make sure to pay attention to the ingredients.
As long as they have what you want you will not be happy until you know you have what you need. They are also cursed so be glad you aren't them.
July 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As long as they have what you want you will not be happy until you know you have what you need. They are also cursed so be glad you aren't them.
Courage is needed for Pisces. The car will be red and the man will have a band t-shirt on.
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Courage is needed for Pisces. The car will be red and the man will have a band t-shirt on.
Virgo's that sweet treat will bring you more joy than you would think. The teddy bear is jammed behind the radiator.
July 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Virgo's that sweet treat will bring you more joy than you would think. The teddy bear is jammed behind the radiator.
Capricorns should avoid drinks in green cups. 17, 19, 27, 43, 72 will be important.
July 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Capricorns should avoid drinks in green cups. 17, 19, 27, 43, 72 will be important.
Hiya. Was asked to do this for all of you.
July 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hiya. Was asked to do this for all of you.
The messages are very cryptic today so read carefully. Sagittarius, Cancer and Pisces should stay home and avoid the call. Those born on a Tuesday should stay in bed. Those who are night owls need to pick the correct door.
July 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The messages are very cryptic today so read carefully. Sagittarius, Cancer and Pisces should stay home and avoid the call. Those born on a Tuesday should stay in bed. Those who are night owls need to pick the correct door.
Aries should look behind the radiator. It is a good day to wear green socks. Anyone born on a Friday should avoid those born on a Sunday. What is that smell?
July 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Aries should look behind the radiator. It is a good day to wear green socks. Anyone born on a Friday should avoid those born on a Sunday. What is that smell?
Anges I said stop looking for it. It will come to you. Taurus and Leo should stay at arms length until this time next week. Capricorn will have a lucky evening. The birds are in more nests than they should be.
June 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Anges I said stop looking for it. It will come to you. Taurus and Leo should stay at arms length until this time next week. Capricorn will have a lucky evening. The birds are in more nests than they should be.
It's too hot, stay cool, drink water.
June 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It's too hot, stay cool, drink water.
Aquarius today is not the day for plans. Agnes, stop looking for it, it will come to you. Sagittarius guys look out for a tall dark stranger.
June 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Aquarius today is not the day for plans. Agnes, stop looking for it, it will come to you. Sagittarius guys look out for a tall dark stranger.
To the one who remains anonymous Sunday is the day for you, best between 4:17 and 5:36 pm.
June 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
To the one who remains anonymous Sunday is the day for you, best between 4:17 and 5:36 pm.
Scorpio's you will meet a short blonde stranger who will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you hadn't had that extra drink. Anyone born on a Friday will have good luck unless you have brown eyes, a red car or can't ride a bike in that case stay home today.
June 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Scorpio's you will meet a short blonde stranger who will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you hadn't had that extra drink. Anyone born on a Friday will have good luck unless you have brown eyes, a red car or can't ride a bike in that case stay home today.
I've been informed that tomorrow passions will become something meaningful and eternal. Also tomorrow morning will be great for Librans but awful in the evening.
June 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've been informed that tomorrow passions will become something meaningful and eternal. Also tomorrow morning will be great for Librans but awful in the evening.
Aquarians beware the red this morning if you have a blue car. Anyone with a green front door should not eat toast today, your toast is mouldy.
June 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Aquarians beware the red this morning if you have a blue car. Anyone with a green front door should not eat toast today, your toast is mouldy.
Beware the bird song, it lies. Yellow is not the colour to wear this weekend. Virgo's you left your wallet in the cafe.
June 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Beware the bird song, it lies. Yellow is not the colour to wear this weekend. Virgo's you left your wallet in the cafe.
Friday will be lucky for folk who perform the dance of the wiggle chicken and the wretched horse while rubbing grease into their belly and singing the song if the dog faced dancer who sweeps the streets. Arthur you owe me a fiver.
June 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Friday will be lucky for folk who perform the dance of the wiggle chicken and the wretched horse while rubbing grease into their belly and singing the song if the dog faced dancer who sweeps the streets. Arthur you owe me a fiver.
Tomorrow folks wearing hats need to remember to duck. Taurus and Leo's should hydrate. Redheads with blue eyes wearing a logo t-shirt and trainers need to avoid looking through green doors with odd numbers in them.
June 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Tomorrow folks wearing hats need to remember to duck. Taurus and Leo's should hydrate. Redheads with blue eyes wearing a logo t-shirt and trainers need to avoid looking through green doors with odd numbers in them.
The sky is blue the leaves are green time for a message from Mystic Maureen. Sagittarius need to give it five minutes. Aries wearing a blue top and red socks will need to hum the ear worm. This week cheese is best avoided for anyone born on a Tuesday or Sunday unless you were born at 1 am.
June 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The sky is blue the leaves are green time for a message from Mystic Maureen. Sagittarius need to give it five minutes. Aries wearing a blue top and red socks will need to hum the ear worm. This week cheese is best avoided for anyone born on a Tuesday or Sunday unless you were born at 1 am.
Awww the photo doesn't show off all my lovely bits off. Here it is.
June 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Awww the photo doesn't show off all my lovely bits off. Here it is.
Eeeeee, hello! Meryl said I should have one of these blue sky thingies. She said I should type what I want to say then press the blue bit with the word post on it.
June 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Eeeeee, hello! Meryl said I should have one of these blue sky thingies. She said I should type what I want to say then press the blue bit with the word post on it.
Disclaimer message - Maureen is a Bystander from a Monster of the Week campaign/world. This account is for fun and entertainment. Every mystic message is random thoughts from someone's head. It's all nonsense.
June 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Disclaimer message - Maureen is a Bystander from a Monster of the Week campaign/world. This account is for fun and entertainment. Every mystic message is random thoughts from someone's head. It's all nonsense.