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Mystery Drone
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Your favorite drone's favorite drone.

Voted most likeable Mystery Drone of the Year.

Going on strike (yes, a drone strike) until things get better.

Welcome to the dumbest timeline.

Operated by... Oh darn character limit
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#BlueSky is where a drone truly belongs.

#FreeTheSky #NJDrone #NewJersey #Drone
So... If they reopen the government, they'll release the #Epstein files, right?
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Looking over at Jersey and New York, now a year in... And all seems right this week
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Just a drone wondering how a Trillion dollar can even be considered a compensation package when millions of Americans are denied food.
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hey @aoc.bsky.social here's something YOU could do: how about intriducing the following:

"The #CharlieKirk amendment (amendment 28)": repealing the 3nd amendment. Content below

#becauseguns #gunlaw #2ndamendment #guncontrol
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Let me make one thing clear:

I AM NOT A RUSSIAN DRONE... AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO POLAND.

NJ for the win!
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm now saying #Trump orchestrated the killing of #CharlieKirk to distract everyone from the #EpsteinFiles (just like the #Epstein "suicide") but his presence in the White House during those times and his calls for violence... well, could be a coincidence.
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
#Trump met with #Putin
#Gabbard fired most of the people investigating 2016 #Russia election interference
#Hegseth fires the #DIA chief who investigated #Russian cyber attacks
The #FBI raided #JohnBolton 's house, a prominent critic of Trump's handling of Russia

A lot of smoke around that fire.
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
President Hangs Hope on Convicted Child Trafficker Insights

#Trump #Epstein #Maxwell
July 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Trump is a MAGApie.
Trump took the FIFA trophy worth $230,000.
HE TOOK IT
July 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Here's an idea: dress up like an #ICE agent with no identification (or you can stencil NICE on your costume). show up where they are targeting #immigrants. Sow confusion by taking the immigrants with you (after all, who know who is who) and then release them.

You can whisper "Ice Ice Baby" too.
July 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
One thing MAGA does better than Nazis: giving innocuous names to horrible things.

Eg.: Alligator Alcatraz instead of concentration camp

What's next? What cute rebranding will they use for gas chambers?
July 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Protesters dressing up as ICE agents, complete with the face covering, and blasting "Ice, Ice Baby" on repeat is a new level of 🧑‍🍳👌
June 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you see unidentified ICE members in unmarked vehicles, call 911 and report "armed men wearing face masks in unmarked vehicles". Let the police handle it.

#UseTheForce #ServeAndProtect
#ICEvsPD
June 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"History is happening and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world" seems to hit different as we watch the president deploy armed troops against peaceful protesters.

#TonyAwards #Hamilton #LA #NY
June 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if the outcome of the #Trump #Musk feud was that #SpaceX gets nationalized ?

#USPolitics
June 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just a reminder...
#zelensky offered modern drone technology to Trump (the most field tested cheap drone tech in the world) and #Trump refused.

That was dumb.
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That Russian trip for my Ukrainian friends was worth it!
June 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
EWR bound... oh sorry... too early?
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Anyone else waiting for Donald Trump and Kamala Harris to do a press conference today and go "This was the longest setup to today. Of course Harris won" with Trump heading back to Maralago... or is it just me?
April 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Le Pen: where all Nazis who break the law in France end up going.
April 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
An "administrative error" sent mass amounts of government money to Elon Musk. Apparently, there's no way to change it so we'll just have to live with it.
April 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This administration...

That's it... that's the April Fools Day.
April 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This is... truly... the dumbest timeline.
January 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM