If he thinks one in three is bad, he should see the numbers at the Gaelic School.

I’ll just get one of those big page magnifiers when I’m out ordering my stairlift and sit-up bathtub.

The only reason I would like a PDF is to be able to easily enlarge the text, since my stupid 51 year old eyes don’t handle switching from book to screen as easily as they did in the 80s.

“No-one would have believed, in the late third age of middle earth…”

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It’s the Sycamore Gap all over again.