Master of Spoons 🥄
@myspoon1984.bsky.social
Hello fellow human, I AM NOT AN ALIEN 👽
Everything in my life is Bluey now
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Everything in my life is Bluey now
Gonna start my own conspiracy involving French cheese and aliens!
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November 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Gonna start my own conspiracy involving French cheese and aliens!
I am now running 2 nights of #DungeonsAndDragons every week
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November 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I am now running 2 nights of #DungeonsAndDragons every week
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking her. That's what I get for adopting pure bread.
#Jokes
#Jokes
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November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking her. That's what I get for adopting pure bread.
#Jokes
#Jokes
#DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
*Me looking over stat blocks*
'Is that too many damage dice?'
*Also me remembering the players murdering everything making my last epic boss look easy*
*Me looking over stat blocks*
'Is that too many damage dice?'
*Also me remembering the players murdering everything making my last epic boss look easy*
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November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
#DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
*Me looking over stat blocks*
'Is that too many damage dice?'
*Also me remembering the players murdering everything making my last epic boss look easy*
*Me looking over stat blocks*
'Is that too many damage dice?'
*Also me remembering the players murdering everything making my last epic boss look easy*
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Church should have strippers
I totally would be these every Sunday
I totally would be these every Sunday
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November 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Church should have strippers
I totally would be these every Sunday
I totally would be these every Sunday
Christ Punk is cool 😎
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Christ Punk is cool 😎
Me telling players in #DungeonsAndDragons there definitely isn't a twist
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October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Me telling players in #DungeonsAndDragons there definitely isn't a twist
I am sick of not seeing white people on TV!
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I am sick of not seeing white people on TV!
What is everyone currently doing in #DungeonsAndDragons
My players killed the king and are hiding from the palace guard 😯
He was a rotten king anyway
#TTRPG
My players killed the king and are hiding from the palace guard 😯
He was a rotten king anyway
#TTRPG
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
What is everyone currently doing in #DungeonsAndDragons
My players killed the king and are hiding from the palace guard 😯
He was a rotten king anyway
#TTRPG
My players killed the king and are hiding from the palace guard 😯
He was a rotten king anyway
#TTRPG
So apparently this is a REAL #TTRPG made by a white supremacist group
I might actually give this one a miss and keep playing #DungeonsAndDragons
I might actually give this one a miss and keep playing #DungeonsAndDragons
October 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So apparently this is a REAL #TTRPG made by a white supremacist group
I might actually give this one a miss and keep playing #DungeonsAndDragons
I might actually give this one a miss and keep playing #DungeonsAndDragons
Hold the line fellow soldiers, we will push #Christmas to the #Halloween line!
THEY WILL NOT INVADE THE REST OF THE YEAR
#WarOnChristmas
THEY WILL NOT INVADE THE REST OF THE YEAR
#WarOnChristmas
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October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hold the line fellow soldiers, we will push #Christmas to the #Halloween line!
THEY WILL NOT INVADE THE REST OF THE YEAR
#WarOnChristmas
THEY WILL NOT INVADE THE REST OF THE YEAR
#WarOnChristmas
We need a #GreenParty surge 💪
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October 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We need a #GreenParty surge 💪
Introducing my new #crypto $DadCoin
It won't go up in value and isn't accepted as currency
You can earn it by cleaning your room and eating all your vegetables
#Parenting
It won't go up in value and isn't accepted as currency
You can earn it by cleaning your room and eating all your vegetables
#Parenting
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Introducing my new #crypto $DadCoin
It won't go up in value and isn't accepted as currency
You can earn it by cleaning your room and eating all your vegetables
#Parenting
It won't go up in value and isn't accepted as currency
You can earn it by cleaning your room and eating all your vegetables
#Parenting