Myrtle Beach Man
@myrtlebeachman.bsky.social
I’ve said too much. 843.
Officially I have no opinion on whether or not McManus is an assistant manager at a Culver’s on Monday. What I am saying, officially, is the window of opportunity just opened
January 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Officially I have no opinion on whether or not McManus is an assistant manager at a Culver’s on Monday. What I am saying, officially, is the window of opportunity just opened
In case there’s a fire.
January 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
In case there’s a fire.
Those unis need to be full-time. If Dallas has anything to say, play a one-game playoff to settle it.
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Those unis need to be full-time. If Dallas has anything to say, play a one-game playoff to settle it.
Likely, but they’re led by an SEC ref. I wouldn’t pick SEC zebras to officiate electric football
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Likely, but they’re led by an SEC ref. I wouldn’t pick SEC zebras to officiate electric football
“Sam, the first night at Bed when you left,” yada yada yada
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
“Sam, the first night at Bed when you left,” yada yada yada
Yeah, but they probably can’t say “whole-ass scrotum” on the air so “sack” will do
January 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Yeah, but they probably can’t say “whole-ass scrotum” on the air so “sack” will do
Granted I’ve no standing to enter this discourse, but I’m currently watching Mr. Peanutbutter run for governor during a rewatch of BoJack Horseman and I can’t help but draw parallels
January 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Granted I’ve no standing to enter this discourse, but I’m currently watching Mr. Peanutbutter run for governor during a rewatch of BoJack Horseman and I can’t help but draw parallels
Clam Trays or whatever that sentient neckbeard is called no doubt having a 404 error over such a concept
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Clam Trays or whatever that sentient neckbeard is called no doubt having a 404 error over such a concept
Probably similar to Charlie Kelly’s energy balls. Just less suitable for human consumption
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Probably similar to Charlie Kelly’s energy balls. Just less suitable for human consumption
(Googles “bodybuilding forum days in a week”) Oh God. I need to go lie down
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Googles “bodybuilding forum days in a week”) Oh God. I need to go lie down
When you don’t know enough math to realize Ole Miss can’t win it with a field goal
January 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
When you don’t know enough math to realize Ole Miss can’t win it with a field goal
There was a distinct lack of having every fucking thing explained to me
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
There was a distinct lack of having every fucking thing explained to me
Mississippi Maniac in the first round, TKO. (Sorry if this is cringey as I imagine no one calls Olivier this, though they damn well should, I have no followers, first post, trying to make friends, etc.)
January 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Mississippi Maniac in the first round, TKO. (Sorry if this is cringey as I imagine no one calls Olivier this, though they damn well should, I have no followers, first post, trying to make friends, etc.)