There are two ways I can interpret this, and I am unsure which would be correct for this post...
Though both interpretations are objectively correct.

It's like, getting a nice hug after being out in the cold, but for your crotch and butt :3

There is still time :P

Hell yeah, that's the best way to be :3

*this is a joke

No questions come to mind honestly, but if I had to pick one Pokemon it would be Goodra.

Wait, is that Molly?

I had an idea like this, but instead of the plastic stars do glow in the dark paint, but find a color that matches the nom glow in the dark color so that when the lights are on you can't tell the stars are there.

I have a coworker I would absolutely love to see this happen to.

One of my roommates does this all the time. It used to work on me, but I have learned how to recognize when it is and isn't a bluff most of the time.

Visited by the pee fairy

The only exception to this is if I search for a very long time and never find something I want in person, or when I do find it it's priced way higher than it should be. In those instances I will look online.

Yeah, I could easily find almost all of the anime figures and model kits I want online, but where is the fun in that? I want that feeling of finally finding what I have been looking for in person, to have the excitement build as it sits in my passenger seat, eager to get it home.

Well, luckily the tariff on Japan was reduced to 15%, which is still bullshit, but not as bad as the original 50% proposal.
And also unless they made and listed more of these, I bought the last one a few months back >.>