call my clit a hippopotamus, it’s a tongue twister

*bites lip*
“OUCH!”, yells his girlfriend

clit eastwood

Aren’t I fabulous 💅

Aphrodite’s Child’s 666 just reappeared on Spotify and I couldn’t be more elated

life is good

happy halloween

"This is supposed to be the honeymoon period—yet Republicans have spent an enormous amount of energy running cover for an accused child sex trafficker. And that will be something they’ll never be able to take back. This, from the party of family values."
plus.briantylercohen.com/p/gaetzgate-...

For a mandate, the guy couldn't even win 50% of the vote

noem mij een verder want ik kan niet rijmen

will probably be posting funny selfies or sumn idk what to do here exactly