Jamie Arlen
@myrcurial.bsky.social
InfoSec Geek, Hacker, Social Activist, Author, Speaker, (Grand)Parent. VA3MYR, SVP Technology & CISO at Aiven.io - yet another social media place to be.
Anyone have a connection with LinkedIn incident response? Could use a pointer if you’ve got one!
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Anyone have a connection with LinkedIn incident response? Could use a pointer if you’ve got one!
Can you even believe it was 13 years ago? Dave Marcus, Bruce Potter, and little ole me.
Damn.
It was a different world for sure.
Damn.
It was a different world for sure.
January 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Can you even believe it was 13 years ago? Dave Marcus, Bruce Potter, and little ole me.
Damn.
It was a different world for sure.
Damn.
It was a different world for sure.
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From now on TFG means “that felon guy.”
January 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
From now on TFG means “that felon guy.”
Few things weirder than the twisted duality of Shmoocon Lobbycon. Either people have gotten older and remembering their names takes work or people are so young you realize that you predate not just their career but also their lifespan. #oldhackersneverdie
January 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Few things weirder than the twisted duality of Shmoocon Lobbycon. Either people have gotten older and remembering their names takes work or people are so young you realize that you predate not just their career but also their lifespan. #oldhackersneverdie
Commentary from a family member on my calendar: “Are you trying to kill yourself with that psychotic next weekend of travel?”
Well… not intentionally, but I will be at Shmoocon Lobbycon for a bit less than 24h from Friday to Saturday before heading to work in Helsinki. 😎
Well… not intentionally, but I will be at Shmoocon Lobbycon for a bit less than 24h from Friday to Saturday before heading to work in Helsinki. 😎
January 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Commentary from a family member on my calendar: “Are you trying to kill yourself with that psychotic next weekend of travel?”
Well… not intentionally, but I will be at Shmoocon Lobbycon for a bit less than 24h from Friday to Saturday before heading to work in Helsinki. 😎
Well… not intentionally, but I will be at Shmoocon Lobbycon for a bit less than 24h from Friday to Saturday before heading to work in Helsinki. 😎
Maybe, just maybe there’s a secret cache of tickets for people who got a shmooball to the head while onstage during the closing plenary one year? Or witnesses to the great Snowpocalypse?
December 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Maybe, just maybe there’s a secret cache of tickets for people who got a shmooball to the head while onstage during the closing plenary one year? Or witnesses to the great Snowpocalypse?
And I lost the fight.
Sold out Shmoocon, but I do have a room in the Hilton so I’ll be at Lobby Con.
Damn.
Sold out Shmoocon, but I do have a room in the Hilton so I’ll be at Lobby Con.
Damn.
December 15, 2024 at 5:02 PM
And I lost the fight.
Sold out Shmoocon, but I do have a room in the Hilton so I’ll be at Lobby Con.
Damn.
Sold out Shmoocon, but I do have a room in the Hilton so I’ll be at Lobby Con.
Damn.
I’ve come to the conclusion that no airline is interested in serving customers. Air Canada is perennially disappointing, Delta has climbed my shortlist today, Westjet is miserable, my last Porter experience was awful. So far, United is mediocre. KLM/AF is good but don’t fly everywhere.
December 4, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I’ve come to the conclusion that no airline is interested in serving customers. Air Canada is perennially disappointing, Delta has climbed my shortlist today, Westjet is miserable, my last Porter experience was awful. So far, United is mediocre. KLM/AF is good but don’t fly everywhere.
Unpopular opinion: the status information I need from my airline app is not “ready to board” but rather “% of plane pre boarding” so I can adjust my expectations.
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Unpopular opinion: the status information I need from my airline app is not “ready to board” but rather “% of plane pre boarding” so I can adjust my expectations.
Sitting in an airport lounge.
How many people are not using headphones?
More than zero?
Yes.
STRAIGHT TO JAIL.
How many people are not using headphones?
More than zero?
Yes.
STRAIGHT TO JAIL.
November 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Sitting in an airport lounge.
How many people are not using headphones?
More than zero?
Yes.
STRAIGHT TO JAIL.
How many people are not using headphones?
More than zero?
Yes.
STRAIGHT TO JAIL.
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If you are in cybersecurity repost this so we can all follow each other 😬
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 PM
If you are in cybersecurity repost this so we can all follow each other 😬
Listen to someone who has actually experienced the nightmare. This is what is coming again.
PS @georgetakei.bsky.social - thank you Sir for being yourself and inspiring for my entire life
PS @georgetakei.bsky.social - thank you Sir for being yourself and inspiring for my entire life
I have faced fascism before, in this very country. I was one of 120,000 Japanese Americans summarily rounded up and expelled from our homes at gunpoint, all for the crime of looking like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
I spent my childhood behind barbed wire. My parents lost everything. 1/
November 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Listen to someone who has actually experienced the nightmare. This is what is coming again.
PS @georgetakei.bsky.social - thank you Sir for being yourself and inspiring for my entire life
PS @georgetakei.bsky.social - thank you Sir for being yourself and inspiring for my entire life
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This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
Reposted by Jamie Arlen
Pulled this one out of my butt today one a call-
"There is a real tight correlation between entropy and friction in technology"
"There is a real tight correlation between entropy and friction in technology"
November 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Pulled this one out of my butt today one a call-
"There is a real tight correlation between entropy and friction in technology"
"There is a real tight correlation between entropy and friction in technology"
Alright - let’s pretend that it’s the past… maybe 2012 or so. Any #sectwits in the house?
Can we recapture that magic and share some fun stories and lessons learned?
Can we recapture that magic and share some fun stories and lessons learned?
November 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Alright - let’s pretend that it’s the past… maybe 2012 or so. Any #sectwits in the house?
Can we recapture that magic and share some fun stories and lessons learned?
Can we recapture that magic and share some fun stories and lessons learned?
Scooting along the 101, thinking about all the places I’ve worked in the Bay Area over the decades. First trip was over 20 years ago and I was such a kid it was mostly a pilgrimage with some Itanium jammed around the edges.
Welcome to the future you didn’t know you were going to have Mr. Arlen.
Welcome to the future you didn’t know you were going to have Mr. Arlen.
November 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Scooting along the 101, thinking about all the places I’ve worked in the Bay Area over the decades. First trip was over 20 years ago and I was such a kid it was mostly a pilgrimage with some Itanium jammed around the edges.
Welcome to the future you didn’t know you were going to have Mr. Arlen.
Welcome to the future you didn’t know you were going to have Mr. Arlen.
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Still processing. I miss social interaction and the combo of Facebook and LinkedIn just isn’t doing it for me.
November 9, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Still processing. I miss social interaction and the combo of Facebook and LinkedIn just isn’t doing it for me.
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July 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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Liquidmatrix Security Digest Podcast - Episode 7D | Liquidmatrix Security Digest
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July 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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July 11, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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Penta-pod! Liquidmatrix Security Digest Podcast is back with a new episode for your security / comedy enjoyment.
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Three surprises in a row - what is going on! Another new Liquidmatrix Security Digest Podcast Episode is now online and ready for your security / comedy enjoyment.
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June 14, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Three surprises in a row - what is going on! Another new Liquidmatrix Security Digest Podcast Episode is now online and ready for your security / comedy enjoyment.
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