My Pal Sammy
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My Pal Sammy
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Like Batman's Butler but for Pop Culture: My Pal Sammy newsletter is your e-Alfred.

My Summer Lair with affable host Sammy Younan: interviews & impressions on Pop Culture.
A #MayTheFourth Confession:
At the risk of losing my nerd street cred I admittedly have a hard time differentiating between gas and...a disturbance in the Force. #MyShame #HonestPost

Happy #StarWars Day.
May 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Crossed paths with a young lady on her mobile. As she walked past all I caught was: "Oh I know! So many people in my department have been bitten."

Appears the Zombie Apocalypse has commenced.

Do What Ya Need To Do.
March 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
TV is infinitely better when I watch with my hand down my pants. Honestly.

The same way you instinctively grip the car door when your driver takes a sharp turn, when suspense heats up like Jiffy Pop...good gravy, the hand goes down.
March 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Eating #TacoBell is like swallowing a ticking time bomb...you’re not sure how much time you have left; if you can start something significant at work or just wait for the inevitable.

This time no hero is cutting the red wire at 0:01. Boom!
March 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How it all started... 🏈

On January 15, 1967 Green Bay Packers defeated Kansas City Chiefs 35 to 10 in Super Bowl I.

A pivotal game that would spark American interest in Roman Numerals outside of Rocky movies.

Super Bowl LIX at Caesars Superdome in New Orleans will air on Fox on February 9, 2025.
January 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Happy #SciFi Day!

And bonus fun?

If you're struggling to remember your work passwords after a chill #Christmas Break? Never no worries.

Here's 5 #SetTheVCR recommendations for January 2025:
mypalsammy.substack.com/p/setthevcr-...
January 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Back to the laborious land of people, passwords and ugh...pants. #DownWithPants

Though...my Poop Schedule is still on Vacation Time.

I may struggle silently but deadly but I doubt I struggle alone.
January 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Happy National #ScienceFiction Day!

People will put stock in psychic predictions but reject the crystal ball prophesy of the best #scifi.

Science fiction is the fuel your imagination needs to change the future: Hate The Fate.
January 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
#MerryChristmas!

(According to the Sarcasm Detector that was actually 78.6% genuine.

Not bad for somebody who surprisingly didn't get visited by 3 ghosts last night.)
December 25, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Considering how well The Sign Guy is doing during the Zombie Apocalypse of Walking Dead Keira Knightley was not wise in rejecting his love. Damn Girl.

What you don't know is more important than your opinion on what you think you know.

Hindsight is always so bright it makes me squint.
December 24, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The stress of holiday parties comes from trying to hold in all your farts until all the pretty girls have left the room.

(Farts count as #Christmas spirit right?! Ho Ho Ho now I have a "machine gun!")
December 22, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Never waste post-poop swagger on work; channel that euphoric energy into dynamic creativity, mindfulness or...ask a girl out. #ProTip
December 10, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Psst. Pass It On...
December 7, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Did you know The Facebook's original plan for the Like button was to call it the Awesome Button?

True Story...
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Managers out here scheduling Zoom meetings with no regard for poop schedules that’ve radically shifted following months of working from home.

What happened to home court advantage?
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
#McDonalds will always exist because everyday somebody finally admits the lunch they brought to work is uninspiring.
December 5, 2024 at 2:48 PM
What we let go is more powerful than what we keep.

(I guess this applies to farts as well...)
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 PM
A #FlashbackFriday to seeing the #ATeam Van on the 401.

I completely lost my cool.

I was so nervous...I wanted to inch closer to see who was driving. I hated the scenes where anybody other B.A. was driving The Van.

Also...does that mean somebody in Toronto has a problem where no one can help?
November 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to you wacky Americans!!!

You're so weird for having it in November but whatever.

I don't even get the whole Columbus Day Mattress Sale thing...that connection makes no sense, how does Columbus discovering the Americas equate with mattresses?

Only curious, not judging! Well...
November 29, 2024 at 4:59 AM
The day after JFK was assassinated at 5:16 p.m. on Saturday Nov 23, 1963; #DoctorWho's first episode was broadcast.

Mostly kids checked out this strange man & his odd TARDIS.

A children’s TV series kicked off with An Unearthly Child. Over 60 years later that’s all they’ve been gloriously producing
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
What are the qualifications to getting a sandwich named after you? I'm talking like a hearty sandwich at a classic NYC deli.

Do you have to perform miracles?

Anybody can get a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. Oh but not everybody is gonna get a sandwich named after them.

This I deeply believe.
November 22, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I haven't MySpace #Twitter. I just dunno if #Bluesky is gonna be the next Google+.

This is what we're doomed to do now?

Sweatshop work hard to build up the economic value of a platform only to leave it for the new one.

Such are the strange and silly #Threads of life.
November 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM