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married to @PrinceWiddershins
avi: Sargent/Madame X https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/12127
header: Barbara Aubin/Ocean Undulations... https://www.artic.edu/artworks/13474/ocean-undulatio
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myownpetard.bsky.social
What are you tou wearing to the bluesky Christmas party?
This is a painting called "Truth Coming Out of Her Well," by Jean-Léon Gérôme. A woman, sans clothing, who personifies Truth has one leg outside the well like she's about to step out of a bath. Her mouth is open, because she is yelling at mankind. She look BIG MAD. Truth lady is also holding a scourge, with wet rope or leather cords attached to a wooden pole. She is going to flog the shit out of mankind with for all the lies.
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
hedwig in a box
my extremely photogenic small grey cat hedwig, sitting in a box that is inside another box.
November 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
BEAN!!!! looks just like Hedwig
a really really cute and beautiful grey-blue-silver small cat named hedwig, who is streched out prettily on the back of a very destroyed grey sofa.
November 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
a box of ferrero rocher fine hazelnut choclates. each piece is nestled in its own gold foil wrapping, deservingly revered and extoled for its glory.
November 21, 2024 at 1:46 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
post you from a different era
a vintage black and white photo of a small girl in a dress with mary jane shoes and little white socks. she is holding a cat that is longer than her torso. she appears to be staring mournfully at the abyss.
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
This is where I am mentally.
Captain Carol Freeman of the USS Cerritos from Star Trek: Lower Decks, She is gritting her teeth and hugging her self in a defensive position, with one eye half closed in frustration. the closed caption reads [shuddering, muttering].
November 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
@kellybarnhill.bsky.social i need to brag on my 7 year old niece's reading score for Girl Who Drank the Moon 😁

(which i recommend btw. it is one of my favorite books, and ... i read a A LOT of fiction. thank you for this treasure.)
this image is just text, no picture. the text is Title: The Girl Who Drank the Moon Author: Kelly Barnhill Score: 100% Points: 12 earned of 12 Book / Article level: 4.8
October 26, 2024 at 6:43 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
JD Vance looks like a walking grub with a neck beard
close-up of a grub on a white background. it's a segmented, fat, yellowish/whitish worm with some wee orange legs near its tiny weird orange and black pointy head. it looks gross, trust me. grubs are bug larvae. apparently they're edible, and bad for lawns.
August 10, 2024 at 10:25 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
take a worm, leave a worm
a map of part of Germany with the city of Worms in the middle
August 10, 2024 at 6:34 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
unlike you i get my news from a reliable source
Max Headroom, the not-actually-computer-animated, semi-itinerant occasional co-anchor of a post-apocalyptic news show called 20 Minutes into the future, on the eponymous show, Max Headroom. It starred Matt Frewer (as a daring reporter and as Max Headroom) and Amanda Peys (the brains of the operation) and aired in the TV year of 1987-1988. Great show. Still terribly relevant. It was kinda prescient.
August 9, 2024 at 3:49 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
hedwig, a very photogenic grey cat, sleeping cutely hedwig, a very photogenic grey cat, sitting in a box within a box hedwig, a very photogenic grey cat, in another perspective of the box within a box situation hedwig, a very photogenic silvery-blue-grey cat, stretched out on the back of a dark grey couch that has been totally destroyed by ... hedwig
August 9, 2024 at 2:59 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
unlike you i get my news from a reliable source
Gary Gnu is a muppet-type puppet who did the local TV news on the giant, puppet-based 80s kids show, The Great Space Coaster. His slogan was "No gnus is good gnus with gary gnu." all the "news" in that slogan are g.n.u. gnus, not n.e.w.s. news. It was ridiculous. So 80s. Gary is a green puppet with orange hair and goatee (gnutee?). his studio is carved out of rock, along with his desk and TV monitor. i think it's a cave?
August 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
LOL
screenshot of a google search for "jd vance." google suggests the following autofill searches: jd vance couch jd vance couch story jd vance eyeliner jd vance military service jd vance cat lady
August 7, 2024 at 6:21 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
Post a *perfect* album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
band: red hot chili peppers album: blood sugar sex magik
July 31, 2024 at 4:34 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
You can download this WALLPAPER for FREE (except not blurry and cropped, which i did on purpose) for your phone from the #KamalaHarrisStore
HARRIS for PRESIDENT in white and red text on a dark blue background
July 29, 2024 at 5:57 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
post a movie from the year you turned 18
Promotional poster for the movie The Committments. GREAT soundtrack. you should listen to it.
July 29, 2024 at 4:26 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
the nyt is going to be first against the wall when the revolution comes
two sofas wearing sofa-sized sunglasses. the green-ish sofa on the left is saying "i think i'm a sofa." this is from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
July 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
not sure if this is real but i hope it is!

(NOW WITH ALT TEXT)
post from the birdsite, from Southwest Airlines: Well, well, well. Look who needs ol' Southwest Airlines now because all of our systems run on a single Commodore 64 in a warehouse in Arlington. Go to hell. 11:31 AM Jul 19, 2024
July 19, 2024 at 11:14 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
lolwut
someone on here saying "A possible thing this does is normalize political assassination as a thing that can happen in the US"
July 14, 2024 at 7:36 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
VIBES
the word VIBES, in all capitals, in a very difficult to describe graphic design fomat. it's shiny and silver-white and pink and blue.
July 12, 2024 at 10:51 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
a squirrel splooting on a balcony railing, in front of a leafy background (it's like three different trees)
July 12, 2024 at 10:26 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
Antisemitism comes in many forms: A recurrent theme is "punching up." • You are led to believe that hating Jews is socially and morally justified. • You're not picking on the little guy, you're sticking it to the "man." • Fighting the people in power. • This form of bigotry is unique to antisemitism and has resulted in a genocide of Jews in EVERY century. I assure you, at 0.2% of the population, we could not "replace you," "displace you," or control the world even if we tried, you insufferable buffoons. @aDifferentPowintofJew What does antisemitism look like? It looks like you're punching up rather than down. This is how it works and has worked for centuries. "She's a Jewish American Princess." "Jewish privilege" "They own the media, banks, politicians." "They're white oppressors." "They're colonizers." "Puppet masters behind the curtain." @aDifferentPowintofJew
July 8, 2024 at 8:34 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
A Catticorn Dragon (unicorn-dragon-cat hybrid) that sings like Taylor Swift and the lyrics "SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE IT OFF"
June 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
myownpetard.bsky.social
you can even copypasta the note i left if you want!
Please make the fall COVID booster available to everyone. People NEED the JN.1 booster. I certainly do. I am not immune compromised but everything makes me sick and I have a number of chronic health issues. I do NOT need more COVID. Please? I am begging you. Make the fall JN.1 COVID booster available to everyone. That helps to protect the immunocompromised and the immunosenescent, too. They don't live in a vacuum.
June 14, 2024 at 5:05 AM
myownpetard.bsky.social
a baby squirrel splooting on my balcony railing. it's all stretched out on its tummy with its tail curled over its back. it is looking directly into the camera. it is cute.
June 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM