scared that if i ytalk about my Situations people will notice and i'll explode. badly.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
scared that if i ytalk about my Situations people will notice and i'll explode. badly.
fuckt up that there are so few 'don't talk to me ever' jobs. they keep on putting people at them
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
fuckt up that there are so few 'don't talk to me ever' jobs. they keep on putting people at them
the name's captain john killyourself
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the name's captain john killyourself
so funny when people say 'en mass' like 'in mass' like nooo don't do that in church!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
so funny when people say 'en mass' like 'in mass' like nooo don't do that in church!!
australians who type 'yall' what's going on with that, like yur not actually saying 'yall' in real are you? shouldn't you be like... 'youse' people? 'youse guys'? 'youse all'? 'youse cunce'?
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
australians who type 'yall' what's going on with that, like yur not actually saying 'yall' in real are you? shouldn't you be like... 'youse' people? 'youse guys'? 'youse all'? 'youse cunce'?
can somebody be unemployed with me? would somebody like ot be unemployed with me??
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
can somebody be unemployed with me? would somebody like ot be unemployed with me??
i like to make my own sauces and shit but jarred vindaloo paste gets me every fuckeng time yeehaw!! (i should find a recipe tbh)
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
i like to make my own sauces and shit but jarred vindaloo paste gets me every fuckeng time yeehaw!! (i should find a recipe tbh)
ohh i get it! i was doomed from the start! 😋
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ohh i get it! i was doomed from the start! 😋
i love being so innately detestable 💗💖💗
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
i love being so innately detestable 💗💖💗
having to accept that it might actually be impossible for me to like coffee (too bitter) (i will never be accepted in melbourne)
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
having to accept that it might actually be impossible for me to like coffee (too bitter) (i will never be accepted in melbourne)
buhurt is so funny. look ast these knights hugging and kissing. clanky clanky
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
buhurt is so funny. look ast these knights hugging and kissing. clanky clanky
i love smells but most soaps when you wet them just smell like this one soap chemical and it pisses me awf!!! (i fucking HATE that one smell!!!)
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i love smells but most soaps when you wet them just smell like this one soap chemical and it pisses me awf!!! (i fucking HATE that one smell!!!)
that one time i forgot animals don't understand jokes and i jokingly edged towards a plover nest (it was pissed btw)
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
that one time i forgot animals don't understand jokes and i jokingly edged towards a plover nest (it was pissed btw)
divine decree (from me) to retire certain prefixes and suffixes for an amount of time (until i stop finding it annoying)
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
divine decree (from me) to retire certain prefixes and suffixes for an amount of time (until i stop finding it annoying)
i should have been a lizart doctor. it's not too late to pivot again and do my phd in lizard
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i should have been a lizart doctor. it's not too late to pivot again and do my phd in lizard
stumpy!! aka shingleback aka bobtail aka pinecone lizard
rescued from dog terrorism.
rescued from dog terrorism.
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
stumpy!! aka shingleback aka bobtail aka pinecone lizard
rescued from dog terrorism.
rescued from dog terrorism.
are there still people out there pretending to be npcs for donations? 🌹gang gang🌹?
October 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
are there still people out there pretending to be npcs for donations? 🌹gang gang🌹?
i should have been born as a monk that draws the little scribblies in the margins
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
i should have been born as a monk that draws the little scribblies in the margins
trying not to see this when i'm talkingto someone (don't like it)
October 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
trying not to see this when i'm talkingto someone (don't like it)
i love mending!!! raah! my bag will last 5 ever!!!!!
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
i love mending!!! raah! my bag will last 5 ever!!!!!
fucked that there's a kind of weird where you;re yur own kind of cool and you get to have awesome weird friends. i got the kind of weird that makes it impossible to relate to people + i have to hideinmyroom for a few hours
October 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
fucked that there's a kind of weird where you;re yur own kind of cool and you get to have awesome weird friends. i got the kind of weird that makes it impossible to relate to people + i have to hideinmyroom for a few hours
humans love a numbered list
October 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
humans love a numbered list
kimchi fried rice!!!!! *exploas*
September 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
kimchi fried rice!!!!! *exploas*
oh! the real trick was haivng freinds
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
oh! the real trick was haivng freinds