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MyOnlyLemonade
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milwaukee ex-expatriate | sewer socialist | suburban legend | ryan braun 4 life
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lmao, clement rounding third
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 in extremely short shorts
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Oh hell yes, let's goooooo!!
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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on this hallows eve, from my wife. no notes
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Love this rant also:
It's the condescension in the conspiracist's smirk that drives me insane. The smirk makes me a credulous dupe, one of the clamoring naive who believes the bedtime story. The conspiracists want to erase from the official record the achievement that some call the greatest achievement of the United States, the greatest achievement of the twentieth century, the greatest achievement in the history of humankind. The rage this elicits in me (a tiny flame, entirely controllable in social situations, yet rage is the word for it nonetheless) is hard to describe. It is a patriotic rage, on behalf of forces much larger than myself, people much greater than myself. The doubters are calling people I admire liars, men who risked their lives for their country before they risked their lives for the exploration of space. Buzz Aldrin a liar, Neil Armstrong a liar, Michael Collins a liar. And the worst kind of liars-those who would manipulate our highest values for their own personal gain. It makes more sense to the doubters that NASA is an organization of frauds and opportunists than that a government agency achieved something beautiful and important, and this angers me on behalf of both the past and the future.
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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my favorite takedown of moon hoaxers is from Margaret Dean's LEAVING ORBIT:
I have met moon hoax True Believers in my daily life, and while many of them are precisely the sorts of libertarian s and X-Files fans you would expect to relish such a juicy conspiracy, I've often been surprised by stealth conspiracists, the non-paranoid-appearing, buttoned-up types whom you wouldn't expect to question much of anything. They smirk at me condescendingly, shake their heads a couple of times, and explain to me why we couldn't have done it. Couldn't have. If they seem open to discussion, I have a couple of key pieces of counterevidence I like to offer. One I like to repeat is from Michael Collins: over four hundred thousand people worked on Apollo at its height, he points out, and not one of them has come forward to spill the secret in the intervening decades. "I don't know two Americans who have a fantastic secret without one of them blurting it out to the press," he points out in a documentary interview. "Can you imagine thousands of people able to keep this secret?" The idea that so many people, many of whom would have to be in a position to know of the deception, kept such an incendiary secret for decades strains even the most generous under standing of human nature. My other favorite counterargument draws on evidence that is more empirical. All six missions to land on the moon brought back pounds of moon rocks. These rocks have been made available to scientists, who have studied them using technologies that had nor yet been invented during Apollo. Either NASA figured our a way to create fake moon rocks convincing to the molecular level, or the hundreds of scientists from all over the world who have been allowed to study the rocks over the years are in on the conspiracy. Neither seems likely. It seems much more likely that if NASA wanted to fool people with a fake moon landing, their first order of business would be to come up with a plausible reason why the spacecraft couldn't carry back any rocks.
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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why are the lines for the batters box so skinny and janky?
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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"VABYSMO is an eye injection"
Troy McClure posing with one finger pointed skyward
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Sal Frelick in center, also retire #15
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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brewers fans
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Blake Snell (chin not pictured), right after he realizes that he's given up a game-tying laser beam to center field. (also, not pictured: his fuckin cheat sheet)
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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perhaps the strongest level schadenfreude I've felt since . . . well, since eliminating the cubs last month, but still
Daulton Varsho admiring his home run off of Blake Snell. Blake Snell has the posture of a pitcher who knows he just got got. The ball (circled) is about at its apex, just above the scoreboard (which depicts Varsho's image and stats). A thing of beauty.
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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"Luis Tiant Sr . . . he's ready!"
Luis Tiant Sr, pump fisting and smoking a cig . . . looking "ready"
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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lmao, he doesn't sing a bar. red ass hall of fame
Nolan Ryan singing "You Gotta Have Heart." He looks like he just saw his parents having sex.
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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VIBES
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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if an armchair no-nothing like me could see this coming, pretty sure our manager should have
October 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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chat, break down the brewers NLCS performance
Caleb Durbin being tagged out at home during Game 3. Closed Captioning reads: "taking a pee kind of where to go"
October 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Cmon kids let's do this
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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alright, im done pissing and moaning (I promise-ish)

going to the game tonight with my brother and plan on letting it all hang out . . . up on the terrace level baby. let's go freddy. let's go crew. fuck the dodgers
Sal Frelick looking ferocious and about to turn a double play
October 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force sitting on an office chair with a bag of Chinese food
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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beat me to it
October 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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good morning
Chad Patrick's gaping maw
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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while I'm at it:
"The Milwaukee Brewers' William Contreras crosses home plate after hitting a solo home run against the Chicago Cubs during Game 2 of the National League Division Series on Monday, October 6. The Brewers won to take a 2-0 series lead."
October 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM