Sir, is that a gun with a silencer on your pocket or are you just happy to see me..

Are we expecting an exit poll on Friday night?

This must be the first time such a coincidence has happened. Or is there a plethora of smashed windows and stabbings.

I’m Adam, a pleasure to have in class. So as per tradition, I’m a gay man now.

The Heart’s Invisble Furies by John Boyne. Outstanding