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vampy 🧛🏻‍♀️
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my dog is literally honk-shooing away in bed and i feel like it’s illegal for me to get up to go to work
July 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
im traveling with coworker girlies for the first time to visit our old coworker and finally seeing a close friend for her bday and meeting some other friends for the first time. all girls trips!!! i never realized how many girlfriends i had until now 🥰🥺
June 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
also life update: still sad and confused
but sexier, definitely sexier
June 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
waiting in the longest line i’ve ever seen 30 mins into open at my favorite bakery for mother’s day. shows how much everyone tries for their moms 💗
May 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
good luck to everyone vs all the bots/scalpers/scum of the world tonight 🫡
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
it is a good day to be a nintendo kid today
April 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
you GUYS I BOUGHT THE LENOX VILLAGE SPICE SET i don’t think you understand the actual excitement i may never leave my house again ill be in the kitchen staring at them forever
March 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i’m hoping to book another tattoo for may!! chest and leg this time we are gonna be so sexyyyy and itchyyy 🙂‍↕️
March 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
getting dimsum w my dog park moms tomorrow HAHAHHAHA im so excited to show them what im capable of 🙂‍↕️
February 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
my snoozing little angel i lub her sm you guys im so lucky !! 🥹
February 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i know everything in me is fucked bc it takes 10mg melatonin, benadryl, and ouid to keep my brain at bay to sleep and stay asleep for the night
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
in the light of my last irl friend and coworker moving to maine, i think im going to become a hermit and buy cookbooks and cook thru them lol
February 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ending my relationship and the next day scheduling for a tattoo in a week or so lol i can’t wait to get my knees blasted !!!
January 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
surprise! your suspicions in a near six year long relationship were true. you are the homewrecker in a telenovela. ending my 20s right 🙂‍↕️
January 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
either i’m getting old or GA is getting too cold for me to wear fuzzy socks to bed….. maybe both but im suffering out here
January 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i hope my tax return is right so i can get more tattoos this year lmaooooo
January 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
spending the last NYE of my 20s ,sleeping on a dog bed in my bathroom floor, bc jolie is terrified of fireworks and this is the only spot she will sleep at is so so fitting to welcome me into my 30s
January 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
my new year’s resolution is to start getting diff body part tattooed and to find a gym buddy
December 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
December 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
ok i may have went overboard on shopping for my secret santa but i just want to spoil the baby of the office she works so hard 🥺🫶🏻
December 11, 2024 at 4:09 AM
who tf gave me a cold sore and why
December 8, 2024 at 4:34 AM
i’m so feral for my planner to come in for next year i also want to spend so much money on deco stickers……..
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
my friend just got a tattoo of her dog and it’s so precious i want to get some of the kiddos so bad now !!!
December 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
i’m trying hair oiling before washing bc i want my hair past my butt will report back in like few months maybe
December 1, 2024 at 11:14 PM