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If you’ve not succeeded yet, I think dragging a razor blade, gently!, across should get them…

I agree. I don’t mind spending a lot of money on something that’s going to last, and I do like some perfumes that fade quickly, but will only buy those ones if they’re not too pricey.

This sounds lovely.

Oh no! Give yourself a big hug. Pop to a Pie & Mash shop with a PG Wodehouse and then watch some Dr Who xxx

I’ll never understand how people like him can’t see that the only person who looks like a twat in that situation is him. He thinks he’s humiliating Harris, but all this does is make him look like a decrepit toddler. Absolute moron.

Eight years on, and I still laugh out loud every time you post this 😂

Hello! 👋🏼