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My name is Bruce
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Just this guy who loves Trek, The Simpsons, trivia, podcasts, along with all manner of nerdish leanings. Also bearer of a somewhat unhealthy social media addiction.
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You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Killed me because she SLAY
Close-up of the face of my Great Pyrenees with a plaid scally cap
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Share a TV show you love with a great Thanksgiving themed episode.

My choice: The Simpsons
Bart Simpson proudly brings the cooked turkey to the Thanksgiving dinner table. A conflict is brewing as his sister Lisa's elaborate cornucopia is taking up space on the table and there is not room for both it and the turkey.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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A screenshot of a scene from The Simpsons of Marge Simpson dancing in front of Lisa in Lisa's bedroom. The caption reads, "Every student Mark now" rather than the line Marge actually says in the episode, "Every Simpsons dance now."
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Found Al Powell
A chubby cat
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Mr. Largo pointedly asking his music pupil Lisa Simpson, "Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word Tromboner?"
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Myself dressed as Ted Lasso
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I believe in hope. I believe in Believe.
Selfie of myself dressed as Ted Lasso, wearing brown aviator sunglasses, a blue AFC Richmond track jacket with white polo shirt collar poking out underneath, whistle with yellow lanyard, and a white AFC Richmond visor. Not to mention a formidable mustache and chin that hasn't seen sunlight in roughly 9 years.
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Sitting at the emergency vet waiting on this chungus to get x-rays and blood work
A happy Bernese Mountain Dog sitting under a computer desk, shot between the shorts-wearing legs of the cameraperson
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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They say that children come in all ages. Maybe sometimes old men die with little boy faces.
Still from the music video from The Wallflowers' song The Sifference that is stylized is a 1960s concert poster. Amonst the bands listed in the poster is my all-time favorite band Haywood Jablowme.
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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A great Pyrenees dog sleeping contentedly in a chair
October 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Baby
A slightly bedraggled looking great Pyrenees lying on a chair on top of a pillow with her head butted against the arm of the chair. The look on her face is one of contentment. She is clearly sleeping. Soundly.
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Tag yourself
Close up from the image in the previous post of a screenshot of Marty McFly and Doc Brown from Back to the Future II. It shows a digital readout from their time machine, indicating the scene is shown in their "future": October 21st, 2015... A date 10 years in the past from when I type this alt text. The close-up is from the background of this image, showing the hunched over image of Old Biff Tannen from the Doc and Marty's future.
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Look at this big baby... Scared of a a thunderclap and needing to crawl on to a loveseat with me
The TV highlighted silhouette of a Bernese Mountain Dog sitting on a couch in the foreground in the background is a television displaying a scene for the TV show For All Mankind with captions on.
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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They are fun. There's two I see when I pick my son up from school. One is wearing a Jared Goff jersey and miming throwing a football and the other is Amon-Ra St. Brown, re-creating this pose
Detroit Lions player Amon-Ra St. Brown wearing b number 14, doing a headstand in celebration of a Lions touchdown
October 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Downtown Berkeley, MI is bedecked with skeletons in Halloween costumes of all manner.
Guy with graying beard, black hair and glasses smiling in a selfie next to a skeleton wearing a white dress with pink breast cancer awareness ribbons, large round pink sunglasses, pig ears and nose, and with an extra set of hands and forearms coming off its back.
October 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Slightly disgruntled white cat setting at a kitchen table in front of a Caesar salad from the world famous woman yelling at camp meme
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I was singing Tom Jones' She's a Lady to my dog (as you do). She starts wagging her tail and swaying her body back and forth, then straight in the eye and burps. Couldn't have scripted it better.
Close up of the face of a smiling weight Great Pyrenees dog lying on her right side on my right hip with my hand trapped under her head. She's a lady floof.
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby's nephew Freddy berating a French waiter over the pronunciation of the word "chowder".
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Serendipity
Screenshot of my phone with @dmcalvert.bsky.social' portrait of a frog in a tux and a picture from @stevemullis.net of ICE assholes standing toe to toe with a guy in an inflatable frog costume.
October 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Sleepy flooferaw
A white Great Pyrenees dog laying on a gray couch with light blue seat covers sleeping sweetly
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Not sure why it got cropped weird
See alt text on the post this is replying too
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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And noted tramp
Famous Far Side comic with two chimps in a tree. The female (denoted by that classic Far side trope of cat's eye glasses) grooming the male and holding up a hair. The caption states, "Well, well - another blonde hair. ... Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"
October 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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My former pup Hunter. She passed away a few years ago. She was a sweet girl but when we got her she smelled so bad. Her nickname forever after was Stinky AKA Stinkapotamus.
A red (the dog color red, not the actual color red) mutt who has Labrador and some other breeed in her laying on her back with her front legs T-Rexing on a brown couch.
September 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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It's time once again for America's favorite game show: Old Biff or Walter Koenig?!
Old Biff from Back to the Future 2's future (now 10 years in the past). He's an old man or rather a young man in old age makeup with disheveled white hair that's thinning on the top, a red sweater and a look that indicates he may be practicing smell the fart acting. Star Trek legend Walter Koenig with a disheveled white hair that is thinning on top as we all know due to his propensity for toupees in his younger years but is now covered up with a gray cap, wearing a collarless red sweatshirt. He bears a passing similarity to Old Biff.
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM