Wouldn't it be amazing if a seafood restaurant ran by the mob had a menu item called Swim With The Fishes and it's like a seafood sampler

If you eat pineapple before getting killed by a vampire, does your blood taste fruity?

Does... anyone in any of the Star Wars movies actually say star wars?

Do yall think Victorians (and even older generations) would at first be fucking panicked if they saw a smartphone, but calm down and be like "hrm okay this is interesting 🤔" if we then showed them porn?

Is it mere coincidence that the word dick is shorthand for the word richard AND peter? I just find it interesting two names are both connected to the word dick. I feel bad for the guy who's named Richard Peter. I would hate to be named dick dick.

Do you think the gyittien is patented? Like if someone copied it, they'd get sued out of their mind for copying the ORIGINAL death device

I would hate to be the pope cus your wardrobe is just fucking white

If Mozart was born in the modern world, he would either be a furry or hate furries because he would be (unjustly) dunked on for being named Wolfgang

The creation of the cave johnson character was definitely inspired by Walt Disney. I mean c'mon

It would be so cool to be a fish person because you could take a nap in a pool and have zero back pain due to floating in water. The ultimate comfort. Imagine the best sleep of your life.

is beef jerky just dog food