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posting wild things my mom & family say/do from time to time... enjoy #ShitMyMomSays #MomFail #MomLife #Mom #Mum
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Dad: I want to visit Patagonia
Mom: is that in Italy?
Mom: is that in Italy?
a man wearing an orange life vest that says patagonia on it
ALT: a man wearing an orange life vest that says patagonia on it
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January 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Dad: I want to visit Patagonia
Mom: is that in Italy?
Mom: is that in Italy?
You can't be angry at people driving, you have to be an offensive driver. #ShitMyMomSays
a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the woman leaning out the window
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a car with the woman leaning out the window
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December 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You can't be angry at people driving, you have to be an offensive driver. #ShitMyMomSays
I'm gonna go to hell when I die. For sure. #ShitMyMomSays
squidward from spongebob is standing in front of a fire with his arms crossed
ALT: squidward from spongebob is standing in front of a fire with his arms crossed
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November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm gonna go to hell when I die. For sure. #ShitMyMomSays
I watch a movie called "trained your dragon" it was good. #HowToTrainYourDragon #Dragon #ShitMyMomSays
October 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I watch a movie called "trained your dragon" it was good. #HowToTrainYourDragon #Dragon #ShitMyMomSays
How do I make my phone bigger? #ShitMyMomSays
an elderly man in a suit and tie is holding a flip phone with a phone number on it .
ALT: an elderly man in a suit and tie is holding a flip phone with a phone number on it .
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October 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How do I make my phone bigger? #ShitMyMomSays
I need to eat now. I feel dehydrated. #ShitMyMomSays
August 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I need to eat now. I feel dehydrated. #ShitMyMomSays
You know in soccer they have the red and yellow cards. What is the orange card used for in soccer? #ShitMyMumSays #ShitMyMomSays #Soccer #Futbol #Football #YellowCard #RedCard
July 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You know in soccer they have the red and yellow cards. What is the orange card used for in soccer? #ShitMyMumSays #ShitMyMomSays #Soccer #Futbol #Football #YellowCard #RedCard
Oh cool Elvis produced the movie? He was the star. Idris Elvis. #IdrisElba #HeadsOfState
a man in a suit and tie is in a dark room with bbc america written on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is in a dark room with bbc america written on the bottom right
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July 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Oh cool Elvis produced the movie? He was the star. Idris Elvis. #IdrisElba #HeadsOfState
We are taking a photo, and my mum says to some random peeople "hey you should Photoshop their photo". She meant photobomb..... #ShitMyMomSays #PhotoBomb #Photoshop
two women are sitting in the stands at a basketball game and one of them is wearing a monster shirt .
ALT: two women are sitting in the stands at a basketball game and one of them is wearing a monster shirt .
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June 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We are taking a photo, and my mum says to some random peeople "hey you should Photoshop their photo". She meant photobomb..... #ShitMyMomSays #PhotoBomb #Photoshop
Those penguins can fly. (They were swimming) #ShitMyMomSays
a baby penguin is standing in the snow with its feet up .
ALT: a baby penguin is standing in the snow with its feet up .
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May 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Those penguins can fly. (They were swimming) #ShitMyMomSays
I don't need any confidence #ShitMyMomSays
January 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I don't need any confidence #ShitMyMomSays
Don't get on my nerve. #Nerve #ShitMyMomSays
December 4, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Don't get on my nerve. #Nerve #ShitMyMomSays
I'm trying to open a rq and it didn't work. #QRCode #ShitMyMomSays
a black and white qr code on a white background with a tetris game in the background .
ALT: a black and white qr code on a white background with a tetris game in the background .
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November 25, 2024 at 7:25 AM
I'm trying to open a rq and it didn't work. #QRCode #ShitMyMomSays
The rainbow was crazy so many colours. I saw 3 colours. #Rainbow #ShitMyMomSays
a rainbow of colored lines on a white background .
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November 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
The rainbow was crazy so many colours. I saw 3 colours. #Rainbow #ShitMyMomSays
