Megan 🎃 (she/her)
@myluviselectric.bsky.social
And I'm excited to win that boat!
I've simply decided that I'm ✨immune✨ to Red 40
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I've simply decided that I'm ✨immune✨ to Red 40
If you think about it, the back is the butt of the arms
October 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
If you think about it, the back is the butt of the arms
She's about to learn what weed is
August 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
She's about to learn what weed is
talked to myself a little too enthusiastically and my dog came in to see what was going on (it was boring; he was disappointed)
August 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
talked to myself a little too enthusiastically and my dog came in to see what was going on (it was boring; he was disappointed)
Is it xenophobic to make fun of my dogs for not knowing enough English?
July 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Is it xenophobic to make fun of my dogs for not knowing enough English?
In My America, you would need to submit for a permit to be legally allowed to spell your business's name with a "K" when the word normally starts with a "C". The likelihood of receiving approval for said permit would be slim to none, but you'd be welcome to try.
July 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In My America, you would need to submit for a permit to be legally allowed to spell your business's name with a "K" when the word normally starts with a "C". The likelihood of receiving approval for said permit would be slim to none, but you'd be welcome to try.
very little in life is more confounding to me than the way that Gen Xers use ellipses
June 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
very little in life is more confounding to me than the way that Gen Xers use ellipses
Does anyone else ever just randomly get the urge to buy some Heelys?
May 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Does anyone else ever just randomly get the urge to buy some Heelys?
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I really think they should be more inclusive and pick an atheist Pope this time
April 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I really think they should be more inclusive and pick an atheist Pope this time
In My America, arena concerts would be priced this way
April 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In My America, arena concerts would be priced this way
Just downvoted someone on reddit for putting "seen" instead of "saw" and it brought me more glee than it probably should have
February 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just downvoted someone on reddit for putting "seen" instead of "saw" and it brought me more glee than it probably should have
I would just like to thank Sabrina Carpenter for what she's done for our country in teaching people that "espresso" doesn't have an "x" in it
February 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I would just like to thank Sabrina Carpenter for what she's done for our country in teaching people that "espresso" doesn't have an "x" in it
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I'll be honest: the lack of a bidet at the office is probably in my top 5 reasons that I prefer working from home
December 10, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I'll be honest: the lack of a bidet at the office is probably in my top 5 reasons that I prefer working from home
Sometimes I think that buying a hot pink Razr on eBay would heal something in me.
December 10, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Sometimes I think that buying a hot pink Razr on eBay would heal something in me.
Wallace Shawn was one of the best cast additions that Gossip Girl ever made
December 5, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Wallace Shawn was one of the best cast additions that Gossip Girl ever made
Imagine having a child and allowing them to destroy your Spotify Wrapped every year
December 5, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Imagine having a child and allowing them to destroy your Spotify Wrapped every year
I'm rewatching Gossip Girl and I have become convinced that Blair Waldorf would love and excel at D&D if the right circumstances unfolded for her to willingly play it.
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I'm rewatching Gossip Girl and I have become convinced that Blair Waldorf would love and excel at D&D if the right circumstances unfolded for her to willingly play it.
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Dear lord please let Mike Tyson beat the absolute living hell out of Jake Paul or at the very least, let him bite one of Jake’s ears off, amen
a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Dear lord please let Mike Tyson beat the absolute living hell out of Jake Paul or at the very least, let him bite one of Jake’s ears off, amen
Jake Paul was born the same year Mike Tyson bit off that ear. Just seems like a poetic time to try it again.
November 16, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Jake Paul was born the same year Mike Tyson bit off that ear. Just seems like a poetic time to try it again.
In My America, all public bathrooms (including those in privately owned buildings like offices) will be required by law to have some sort of ambiant music or white noise.
September 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
In My America, all public bathrooms (including those in privately owned buildings like offices) will be required by law to have some sort of ambiant music or white noise.
Where did they find this photo of me
September 24, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Where did they find this photo of me
In My America, you will be heavily fined if you don't have some sort of "Our Story" section on your wedding website. I NEED TO KNOW
September 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
In My America, you will be heavily fined if you don't have some sort of "Our Story" section on your wedding website. I NEED TO KNOW
Important
June 11, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Important