Medieval unicorns are so much better than modern ones.

I’m like the girl with the green ribbon, but instead of a ribbon its an energy drink

Being a tcg player brought to a pokemon go event is a facinating experience

It’s insane to me that there are people who live life without having the intense hunger to create art and stories gnawing away at their soul

At some point I should figure out a better method of testing how sharp a blade is than by running it lightly across my thumb

It sucks knowing you were born to be an old crone but you still got to wait like 40 more years until you peak.