mykestopheles
@mykestopheles.bsky.social
banned from twitter
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Anger over very tiny penis.
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Anger over very tiny penis.
Can I have a job I have no fucking clue what I am doing and I will surely not be an asset.
April 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Can I have a job I have no fucking clue what I am doing and I will surely not be an asset.
Penguins are people .
April 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Penguins are people .
Yeah but look at your phone the whole time instead.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yeah but look at your phone the whole time instead.
Innocent penguins !
April 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Innocent penguins !
Joe rogaine is a piece of shit.
April 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Joe rogaine is a piece of shit.
I’m not going to argue with the least funny guy from the state.
April 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m not going to argue with the least funny guy from the state.
If they take social security I will die
March 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If they take social security I will die
I did literally nothing.
March 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I did literally nothing.
I’ll dance on Elon’s grave.
March 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’ll dance on Elon’s grave.
His suffering is my joy now.
March 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
His suffering is my joy now.
My SS check is less than 30$ a day. I am disabled since I was child. If my SS check stops, I am dead.
March 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My SS check is less than 30$ a day. I am disabled since I was child. If my SS check stops, I am dead.
I’m an American and I don’t even trust myself right now.
March 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’m an American and I don’t even trust myself right now.
I have been disabled for fifty years and my SS check is $1,000 a month. I barely pay my rent each month. People who get $2,000 a month have paid into SS for decades to earn this. Lifelong disabled people are living in poverty and squalor right now. F#ck your precious taxes, please save my life.
March 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I have been disabled for fifty years and my SS check is $1,000 a month. I barely pay my rent each month. People who get $2,000 a month have paid into SS for decades to earn this. Lifelong disabled people are living in poverty and squalor right now. F#ck your precious taxes, please save my life.
I’m on a diet and also I don’t have any friends.
March 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m on a diet and also I don’t have any friends.
To this day we call them bread dicks
March 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
To this day we call them bread dicks
It’s not a pose she is just airing out her undercarriage.
March 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s not a pose she is just airing out her undercarriage.
In his mind , he is the good guy.
March 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
In his mind , he is the good guy.
I’d rather take the bus than ride in a swasticar.
March 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’d rather take the bus than ride in a swasticar.