Mike Wayne
@mykeewayne.bsky.social
the reason it's hilarious is nobody has ever referred to themselves as a superpower in a whinier, more bitchy voice. i'm gonna tip him over and take his lunch money.
January 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
the reason it's hilarious is nobody has ever referred to themselves as a superpower in a whinier, more bitchy voice. i'm gonna tip him over and take his lunch money.
a friend from dallas visited me in highland park and was certain i was fucking with him when i told him where west saint paul was from my kitchen.
June 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
a friend from dallas visited me in highland park and was certain i was fucking with him when i told him where west saint paul was from my kitchen.
my mom told me about how one of her idiot friends said the LA riots were "marxist" on facebook and i had to point out that her friend was probably right, in a sense, but that she also probably couldn't have explained why.
June 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
my mom told me about how one of her idiot friends said the LA riots were "marxist" on facebook and i had to point out that her friend was probably right, in a sense, but that she also probably couldn't have explained why.