Marc, oh.
@myfunclub.bsky.social
Locks only keep out honest people, regardless of type.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Locks only keep out honest people, regardless of type.
The world needs more beer mats.
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The world needs more beer mats.
Behave/conform. Same thing, not for me thanks.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Behave/conform. Same thing, not for me thanks.
Nah, it'll work. What with Poly, enm/cnm and just poorly organised general shaggers, you'll find a market.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Nah, it'll work. What with Poly, enm/cnm and just poorly organised general shaggers, you'll find a market.
Sminky pinky pussycat 😏
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sminky pinky pussycat 😏
Nope. I'd bet my last pound on it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Nope. I'd bet my last pound on it.
"keep it tidy around the neck" is solid advice 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"keep it tidy around the neck" is solid advice 🫡
Yeah, it's just a brightly coloured arsehole, like a universal arsehole that's bigger than all the other small arseholes that might be upset by the big one .
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yeah, it's just a brightly coloured arsehole, like a universal arsehole that's bigger than all the other small arseholes that might be upset by the big one .
Feels on Wheels? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Feels on Wheels? 🤔
Amazon is Amazon and anonymous. The postman knows what LH Trading is on the delivery label...
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Amazon is Amazon and anonymous. The postman knows what LH Trading is on the delivery label...
Just go for it, at this stage, what have you got to lose?
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just go for it, at this stage, what have you got to lose?
Buckfast Bee anyone? Efforts have been made to battle against the anti pollinator world we live in.
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Buckfast Bee anyone? Efforts have been made to battle against the anti pollinator world we live in.
They're Pollinators too 🙄
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They're Pollinators too 🙄
Try actually grinding your gears next please, that'll be expensive 😏
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Try actually grinding your gears next please, that'll be expensive 😏
Focussed on the job and only accepted the tea to get you to fuck off and think that you've done your bit.
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Focussed on the job and only accepted the tea to get you to fuck off and think that you've done your bit.
This isn't the time or place to kink shame. Cables are cables, either in or out of a cupboard 💪
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This isn't the time or place to kink shame. Cables are cables, either in or out of a cupboard 💪
You misspelled "bullshitting cunt" somehow, it's easily done with phone keyboards. 🙄
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You misspelled "bullshitting cunt" somehow, it's easily done with phone keyboards. 🙄
Don't touch the biscuit brew unless you have an actual biscuit in your hand, it tastes like someone else has been dipping while you back was turned 😱
October 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Don't touch the biscuit brew unless you have an actual biscuit in your hand, it tastes like someone else has been dipping while you back was turned 😱
You're shaking my confidence daily 🎵
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
You're shaking my confidence daily 🎵
I'm not going to count, I know that this post is the perfect character quota and I'm looking at that last fullstop like I want to fuck it, hard.
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm not going to count, I know that this post is the perfect character quota and I'm looking at that last fullstop like I want to fuck it, hard.
This is what I scrolled down to say, Symbian was awesome and when it started to flail I'm the light of Android and iOS, Nokia went Windows Mobile!? Who tf signs that off? 🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
September 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is what I scrolled down to say, Symbian was awesome and when it started to flail I'm the light of Android and iOS, Nokia went Windows Mobile!? Who tf signs that off? 🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
Sorry. That's what I do, for good money too.
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Sorry. That's what I do, for good money too.