puppygirl fleabath
myflorida10.bsky.social
puppygirl fleabath
@myflorida10.bsky.social
i’m just me
with mamdani as mayor, nyc might actually become the islamabad of america
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
On this episode of MYTHBUSTERS …

[buzzsaw sound, car crash wreckage]

Can a BULLETPROOF VEST …

[slomo AR-15, bullet shattering on impact]

Withstand the impact of a FOOTLONG SUB? …

[squirting bottle, stone-faced Jamie covered in onions and relish]
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reposted by puppygirl fleabath
my Neopets Version, Kau Tools
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i’m socially bisexual, but fiscally conservative
October 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
you can’t spell hermaphrodite without Aphrodite
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
therapy every two weeks ✅

therapy every single week 🚩
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i had to bring my cat to the vet on a bikeshare the other day <3
July 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
puppygirl who was kicked by their owner, and recoils from touch
a golden retriever dog is standing on a brick walkway looking at the camera .
ALT: a golden retriever dog is standing on a brick walkway looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
sampling poppers and armpits like a sommelier rn
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a big nose .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a big nose .
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
one thing i love abt los angeles is there are jesus impersonators in the same way that the rest of the country has elvis impersonators
June 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
puppygirl who eats her food too fast and needs one of these
May 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
in an alternate universe blexas would be seceding rn
May 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Breaking News: Pope Declares New York Style Pizza “Unholy”
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
puppygirl who searches “vagus nerve stimulation” and howls herself to sleep
May 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
peter griffin is written like the most bpd coded age regressor
February 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
my egg cracking moment was my incel roommates harassing me into admitting i was trans

i passed through many identities over the following few years, but now defined and labeled identities no longer interest me

i simply enjoy being beautiful.
February 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
doing experiments on your girlfriends prostate like some kind of mad anal scientist
February 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
getting subskeeted
February 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
they put me in a room.
a rubber room with cgi rats.
the cgi rats drove me crazy
January 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
goblin therian going goblin mode
January 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i really hope “mom-goth” doesn’t become a marketable drop shipping term
January 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
transfem travel hack: if you fly with a cat, instead of sending you through the tranny scanny they make you go through the metal detector with kitty in your arms
January 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the shape language is giving amogus
January 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
would you smoke a joint you found on le STM?
January 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM