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Spencer Myers
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A dad joke a day, keeps the darkness at bay
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I was cooking bacon the other day and burned my hand. Doc took one look and said I had a 3rd degree. I don't even remember getting the first two!

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June 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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What do cows like to read?
Cattle Logs

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June 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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100 hundred years ago, two brothers claimed they could fly

They were Wright

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June 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Studies show that you shouldn't brush your teeth with your left hand

They found toothbrush works much better

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June 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts and recently been discovered.

Archeologist believe it may be the remains of Pharaoh Roche.

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June 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized that cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese.
It's just a curd to me!

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June 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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My friend told me that my wife and daughter look like twins

I said, 'well, they were separated at birth'

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June 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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If you don’t wear shoes would that technically make you sole-less?

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June 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Did you know that the best tasting trees, if you are ever in a pinch, are pastry’s.

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June 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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No dad jokes for the next few days, I’ll be out camping.

It’s going to be in tents.

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June 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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It’s incredible that balloons have remained as cheap as they have, even though other items have risen in cost by more than 200% since their invention. Balloons have never cost more than 6 cents/balloon!

I guess that’s because balloons are made for inflation.

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June 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits.

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June 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I like telling dad jokes.

But, then again, I am a groan man.

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June 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I had a kids meal at McDonald’s last night.

Their mom was pretty mad.

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May 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Do you know how programmers it takes to change a light bulb?

None, it’s a hardware problem

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May 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Been trying to figure out how to fly.
Maybe I can just wing it.

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May 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I'm still angry at all my classmates from elementary school who voted me “Most Likely To Hold A Grudge”

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May 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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May 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I’m a little disappointed that Disneyland won’t announce what the acronym for Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is.

Every time anyone asks they just say “it’s TBA”

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May 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I recently learned that firefighters, in addition to Dalmatians, are known to keep ants around to help fight fires.

I almost always see them with hydr-ants

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May 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Canonically Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker share a love of second hand stores.

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May 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I thought I heard music coming out of my printer last night. Turns out it was jamming.

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May 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Wish me luck today. I have to have a serious talk with my office chair.
I feel it no longer supports me.

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May 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I forgot to pay my scrabble bill.
Now all I get are threatening letters, I am honestly with out words.

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May 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I recently learned that Yoda’s last name is Layheewhoo

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May 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM