@mydumbtakesnfl.bsky.social
If you’re telling me that Jared didn’t use his political connections to help move along the EA deal you’re an idiot.
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you’re telling me that Jared didn’t use his political connections to help move along the EA deal you’re an idiot.
Greek yogurt is basically the same thing as cream cheese but it’s healthier.
August 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Greek yogurt is basically the same thing as cream cheese but it’s healthier.
Listened to the @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social ep on the NFL collusion and frankly the NFL owners part isn’t that surprising, but the NFLPA part is astounding. But also not surprising considering the general political climate and who currently holds offices. Sad.
June 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Listened to the @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social ep on the NFL collusion and frankly the NFL owners part isn’t that surprising, but the NFLPA part is astounding. But also not surprising considering the general political climate and who currently holds offices. Sad.
How is that America can figure out how to create atomic bombs but we still cant figure out out how to get rid of the wall gaps in toilet stalls
May 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
How is that America can figure out how to create atomic bombs but we still cant figure out out how to get rid of the wall gaps in toilet stalls
This is supposed to be an NFL takes account but Nico Harrison getting rewarded for trading away Luke is egregious.
May 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is supposed to be an NFL takes account but Nico Harrison getting rewarded for trading away Luke is egregious.
I really feel like there should be 2 distinct Comeback Player of the Year awards:
1. CPOY: Returned from Injury
2. CPOY: He was just cheeks last year.
1. CPOY: Returned from Injury
2. CPOY: He was just cheeks last year.
May 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I really feel like there should be 2 distinct Comeback Player of the Year awards:
1. CPOY: Returned from Injury
2. CPOY: He was just cheeks last year.
1. CPOY: Returned from Injury
2. CPOY: He was just cheeks last year.
Imma be honest this was a hard miss for me
I’m just doubling down on this bad boy
Take 5: the Arizona Cardinals will win the NFC West this year.
December 22, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Imma be honest this was a hard miss for me
Told a cowboys fan
“I hope that Jerry Jones is immortal and stays your GM forever” and the dude looked like he was gonna cry
“I hope that Jerry Jones is immortal and stays your GM forever” and the dude looked like he was gonna cry
December 13, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Told a cowboys fan
“I hope that Jerry Jones is immortal and stays your GM forever” and the dude looked like he was gonna cry
“I hope that Jerry Jones is immortal and stays your GM forever” and the dude looked like he was gonna cry
Chiefs stay paying the refs
November 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Chiefs stay paying the refs
Take 15: Aaron Rodgers won’t be on a NFL roster before the start of the 25-26 season.
November 21, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Take 15: Aaron Rodgers won’t be on a NFL roster before the start of the 25-26 season.
I’m just doubling down on this bad boy
Take 5: the Arizona Cardinals will win the NFC West this year.
November 18, 2024 at 1:05 AM
I’m just doubling down on this bad boy
Take 14: Sam Darnold will not end the season as the Vikings starter.
November 11, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Take 14: Sam Darnold will not end the season as the Vikings starter.
Take 13: the fact that MVP and OPOY are different awards is dumb. Just rename MVP to “Best QB” and OPOY to “Best Offensive Non-QB” and be done with it.
November 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Take 13: the fact that MVP and OPOY are different awards is dumb. Just rename MVP to “Best QB” and OPOY to “Best Offensive Non-QB” and be done with it.
Take 12: Saquon is the most likely non-qb to win MVP this year
November 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Take 12: Saquon is the most likely non-qb to win MVP this year
Take 11: Although exporting the Giants vs Panthers game to Germany will be good for America, it might be the catalyst to World War 3.
October 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Take 11: Although exporting the Giants vs Panthers game to Germany will be good for America, it might be the catalyst to World War 3.
Take 10: Travis Kelce is just football Troy Bolton
October 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Take 10: Travis Kelce is just football Troy Bolton
Take 9: Matthew McConaughey TV Ad Endorsement career is equally illustrious to his movie acting career
October 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Take 9: Matthew McConaughey TV Ad Endorsement career is equally illustrious to his movie acting career
Take 8: the Philadelphia Eagles make me sad
October 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Take 8: the Philadelphia Eagles make me sad
Take 7: Justin Fields still isn’t a top 20 QB, Mike Tomlin and Arthur Smith (surprisingly) just cooking rn
September 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Take 7: Justin Fields still isn’t a top 20 QB, Mike Tomlin and Arthur Smith (surprisingly) just cooking rn
Take 6: This isn’t even an NFL take but - Missouri is just Oklahoma without the dust.
September 24, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Take 6: This isn’t even an NFL take but - Missouri is just Oklahoma without the dust.
Take 5: the Arizona Cardinals will win the NFC West this year.
September 19, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Take 5: the Arizona Cardinals will win the NFC West this year.
Take 4: Derek Carr gets at least 1 MVP vote this year
September 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Take 4: Derek Carr gets at least 1 MVP vote this year
Take 3: Deshaun Watson will be benched by week 12. Jameis Winston will start multiple significant games for the Browns this year.
September 11, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Take 3: Deshaun Watson will be benched by week 12. Jameis Winston will start multiple significant games for the Browns this year.
Take 2: Isaiah Likely will catch more TDs than Mark Andrews this season
September 5, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Take 2: Isaiah Likely will catch more TDs than Mark Andrews this season