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Evan
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I am fleeing other garbage apps, I like Dogs, kids, books, video games, the fine city of Pittsburgh, and punching Nazis.
See ya MuskRat. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. I don't want assprints on my door!
May 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How...in the hell...is USAID and Medicare/Medicare waste...but the fucking cartoon supervillain who is secdef asking for a makeup studio fine?

Make it make sense.
April 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Stating that JD Vance killed the pope has the same amount of credibility as saying Kilmar Garcia is a member of MS-13.

I demand a full investigation of JD Vance and his past as a pope killer.

Ridiculous statement right? Well it would be nice if our government wasn't making policy based on crazy
April 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Happy 6th Birthday to this insane, floofy, regal doof.

She is enjoying her birthday trip to New Orleans and has Bacon and sausage.
April 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fun rebrand of Donald Trump's golf course. Love this direction.

Fat Nixon is a GREAT name for an anti maga punk band PS.

I'm going to be moving my music posts here as I continue to reduce my footprint on all meta platforms. Testing it out a bit as I'm an elder Millenial and struggle with new.
March 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Man lots of hate for the halftime show yesterday. Almost feels like maybe middle aged and above white people might not be the only people in the world or something. Huh. Weird.

PS, Kendrick ruled. It's fine to not get it I guess. But I can't except "it was bad".
February 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Kenny Pickett threw the ball to ground, his favorite receiver.

Congrats to the Eagles! What a shellacking.
February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So I had an extremely long and frustrating day at work. IT does this sometimes. And when I came home my wife had taken care of the trash for me. This doesn't save America or anything but it was a pure act of love and kindness. And it made me very happy cause she rules.
January 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Current Mood. This album RIPS and has a lot of important themes for processing anger/fear.

It's metalcore so not for the faint of heart. But man if you've had a day throw it on.
January 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Elder Millenialing hard. I have no idea how this app works still. But, I haven't seen 7000 ads for boner pills, or 12 blatantly false stories about freedom of speech.

It's a massive improvement even though I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
January 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Welp, here's an accurate depiction of my mental state. Staring doom in the face, but upbeat about it
a cartoon of spongebob making a face with his hands
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob making a face with his hands
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM