I used to think all bear events were the same, but no.. Lazy Bear is above and beyond the best one I’ve been to.

I love bathroom stall art. Nice one.

I love when there are Clickbait headlines like “What happens to your body when you eat eggs everyday” and the article is just like

- you might fart a little more

- you might enjoy breakfast and feel full

- you might get some protein

Received and incredible gift from a friend. Almost as good as the gift was this amazing wrapping paper.

PV was cute

I want to hear from all those people who quit brushing their teeth and started oil pulling back in 2011. What are y’all up to? Are you ok?

Can we fast forward time a little bit? I’m ready for beef dip.

My husband and I saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe.

Froze my tiddies off this morning, it was 44° when I left for the gym. Happy Fall punkins.