When your infant starts suckling on your arm thinking it’s a nipple to soothe…

Taking cough syrup is basically like telling your cough to STFU

Is it a shitpost because the post is shit or because you post while you shit?

Remember in parenthood there is no “winning”, only hanging in there and doing the best you can. There are ups, there are downs. Whatever you do, as long as your heart is in it - keep going. You are enough

Is there such a thing as a truly blowout proof diaper? I’m starting to suspect the answer is “no”

Four month old gave me a nosebleed today. Them talons though 🐓