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Squeaky Frommage Âû
@mycropht.bsky.social
At the still point of the turning world. Neither flesh nor fleshless;
Neither from nor towards; at the still point, there the dance is

🕸️🕷️She / Her / They 🐈‍⬛ Cis Female 🦦 Autistic 🐀 Mennonite (Savage Daughter Variety) 🐾 Rare Disease / Disability
Y’all. I just got Bukkake’d in my bathroom by an errant bottle of foaming hand soap. #Monday
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Elon Musk is apparently under the delusion that our government could have been an email. #Musk #Coup
February 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Donald Trump is not in charge of my life. I’m so tired of old men abusing my people in order to make their old man egos purr. #Disabled #Woman
January 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The men sliding into my DMs must want money (which I don’t have) because I’m certainly not the “sexy, beautiful girl” they are trying to con.
December 28, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I wish I could emphasize (without sounding strange) how much of the wave in my hair is from it wrapping around my boobs when I sleep. DD hair rollers! Free of charge!
December 28, 2024 at 4:28 AM
There will never be another Gob. Sweet puppy. #Gob #Schipperke #RescueDog
December 16, 2024 at 5:55 AM
On this Mounjaro I think I’d like to become “thin enough that people don’t judge my food choices” but still chubs enough to fly under the Youth Pastor / Camp Counselor Church Creepster radar.
December 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I mean…correlation ≠ causation. But also, yes. Empowering the masses is a threat to oligarchy. And drinkable water is the first step to empowerment.
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
There is a White Castle right next door to the restaurant where we’re picking up our Thanksgiving On A Stick food for tomorrow. Guess who is having a #Deadhead feast TONIGHT?! Mmmm #WhiteCastle
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Why is substack’s interface terrible?!? WHY???
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Shout out to Burl Ives! No reason, I just think we need to pause and remember him as a legend.
November 26, 2024 at 8:35 PM
You need more James Acaster in your life.
November 25, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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I went back to the woods yesterday to give this stick a photo shoot. Incidentally this is the first post using my new-to-me camera 🙌 shout out to my dad for helping me figure camera settings out
November 25, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Yeah, I said “fuck”. And I’ll say it again. You don’t get to yell big hoorays over an administration who works to deprive me of my rights and THEN act like I’m the scary one for saying a word you don’t like. I won’t abort my cussing.
November 25, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Reading Jack Smith’s commentary and now more than ever I want every person imprisoned on charges re. Cannabis possession to be pardoned and released. Holding little ppl to little laws while letting big people flout big laws is some bullshit.
November 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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FLASHBACK: “60% of our exports were going to China.”

TN Agriculture commissioner Charlie Hatcher told the truth about how Trump’s last trade war was crushing our farmers. TN was the #1 hardest hit state by far😢👩‍🌾 (It necessitated massive farmer bailout)
November 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout

Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD
November 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
But. But. But. The price of eggs, bro! #CorruptMedia
🙃 what a difference 3 weeks makes t.co/WRYekgUp6Z
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
So weird how we want to be followed on social media but not in a store. Like if you were tracking my steps and listening to what I said in Kroger I’d call security. Like, who are you? Sting??!?
November 25, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Called my mom. She said “I love you” in a very serious way. We haven’t spoken since 11/6 and I think she may have realized why. I can’t cut off my family because I will not let Fascism rob me of who I love.
But sometimes I have to catch my breath. #WhyCommaJesus
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Speaking of Mennonite stuff, here is Simon. Simon is named after both the apostle and Menno Simons. #Schipperke #Simon
November 24, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I’m a very accepting person, generally. I fight prejudice and speak up for justice. I strive to be kind.
That said, I really do hate my nose.
November 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I’m a displaced Mennonite in Nashville. some Sundays I watch a Mennonite service on YT because preaching just hits different when coming from a dude called Uriah Yoder. #Mennonite #ChurchIsYouNotAPlace
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I SHOULD change my bio to put all the things in it so people know what they’re getting. But I also like to be mysterious right up until I infodump you into catatonia. All you get now is that I’m a pretentious asshole who loves black cats. Stay Tuned!
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I have chronic pain. I just woke up and saw that it was 4:20 and I feel like that’s some kind of general advice.
November 24, 2024 at 11:07 AM