Patrick M.
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Patrick M.
@mycroft.mkz.me
Software Engineer, Paris, France.
Maintainer of nsc, the only fully featured netsoul client.
Former Kobayashi Maru captain.
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How to write good software:
- Test the shit out of it.
- Verify every detail if you found something odd.
- Use address sanitized, Valgrind
- Write integration / random tests. Many.
- Make hard parts as simple as possible (threading model for instance).
- Sacrifice lambs in the golden temple.
March 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Projet de recherche d'Apple pour des robots non anthropomorphiques "expressifs" (c'est de l'IA bien sûr).

En gros c'est la lampe de Pixar mais dans votre quotidien.
Regardez toute la vidéo, c'est magique.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJa...
ELEGNT: Expressive and Functional Movement Design for Non-Anthropomorphic Robot
YouTube video by Joe Rossignol
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Despite it's January, I guess it's going to be that time of the semi-decade I'll check that my Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs are still running fine.
January 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Adieu 2024
December 29, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Just finished this year adventofcode.com, for the 5th year in row!
December 25, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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C'est officiel :
Cette année, Noël arrive une semaine en avance 😍

#Paris2024
December 16, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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All I want for Christmas is TICKETS TO WHY2025!

tickets.why2025.org
December 6, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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7 Databases in 7 Weeks for 2025 https://lobste.rs/s/pvzoa7 ##databases
7 Databases in 7 Weeks for 2025
7 databases to explore in 2025.
matt.blwt.io
December 1, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Like every year, I'm learning again Rust by doing the Advent of Code: adventofcode.com/2024/ - Good luck people!
Advent of Code 2024
adventofcode.com
December 1, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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C'est avec une immense tristesse que nous vous annonçons la disparition de Suzuka, décédée hier des suites d'un cancer.

Toutes nos pensées vont vers sa famille et ses proches pour les accompagner dans cette épreuve.

Nous leur transmettrons tous vos messages.
October 18, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Wah. I opened twitter and just found out there was so much drama in the french devops circles
April 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Job update: I'm leaving.
April 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
New criterias for job search: Making a ticketing tool mandatory & have gif files forbidden in chat.
April 14, 2024 at 12:22 PM
I have to deploy apps on a somewhat managed k8s cluster with broken CD, no secret management, misconfigured TLS/mTLS issuers, and I've not tried ingresses or persistent storage but I strongly believe those will fail to. I just wanna say no and leave the room.
March 26, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Ok so I've been working for that company for 2 weeks and it is really going bad. I plan to quit soon but really don't have the motivation to start new processes to get a new job.
March 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Companies that want to hire people to work in offices but all interviews are remote: why?
January 31, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Happy new year!
January 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Someone recently asked me to ditch IRC for discord. Today is the reason I lol'ed at him.
November 6, 2023 at 7:17 PM
So I got a job interview and I was told I would deploy stuff in Kubernetes from a windows workstation, I guess it’s time for me to move on and become a carpenter or an accountant or something
November 3, 2023 at 5:33 PM
what's up?
November 3, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Is DDR still a thing ?
October 26, 2023 at 7:05 AM
I'm currently compiling gnss-sdr to find out a set of GPS coordinates from a random hackrf capture file and this is sooo long I can write something on this website.
October 20, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Update: cryptography sucks. Please just use plain text for all your stuff.
October 19, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Hello if chatgpt is broken today it is my fault sorry for that.
October 19, 2023 at 11:01 AM